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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #422 on: April 12, 2021, 11:53:56 PM »


My Mom used to say something similar when I complained about all the family politics involved in planning my wedding - "You cantaloupe, I'll be melancholy"!   :-*

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #433 on: April 27, 2021, 09:39:25 AM »

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #435 on: April 27, 2021, 01:34:51 PM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #437 on: April 28, 2021, 02:19:51 AM »
I Went to a library and asked for Trumps book on illegal immigration,  the librarian said, Get the hell out of here and don't come back!
I said, Yes that one!
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #438 on: April 28, 2021, 08:09:00 AM »
I Went to a library and asked for Trumps book on illegal immigration,  the librarian said, Get the hell out of here and don't come back!
I said, Yes that one!
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I just walked into the local liberal-run bookstore and asked for Trump’s new immigration book.

The owner said “Get the f@+# out!”

I said “Yeah, that one.”

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