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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #460 on: May 11, 2021, 09:20:02 PM »
Small people talk about other people.
Average people talk about things
BIG PEOPLE TALK ABOUT IDEAS.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #461 on: May 11, 2021, 11:01:31 PM »

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #462 on: May 12, 2021, 09:29:41 AM »



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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #465 on: May 13, 2021, 10:03:17 AM »
It's a process. Arial work needs to be done first, and a very precise plan of action needs to be created in order to minimize collateral damage.
They need some Arial Bold action.
That's what will make a real Impact when all Hellvetica breaks loose

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #466 on: May 13, 2021, 10:29:06 AM »
This is why it's sometimes better not to correct a typo

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #467 on: May 13, 2021, 10:37:11 AM »
This is why it's sometimes better not to correct a typo

Its all good with me, those jokes were not my type.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #468 on: May 13, 2021, 10:37:39 AM »



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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #469 on: May 13, 2021, 10:49:42 AM »

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #470 on: May 13, 2021, 11:27:36 AM »
Its all good with me, those jokes were not my type.

You're saying you weren't font of them?

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #472 on: May 13, 2021, 11:16:23 PM »

Impressive, you actually caught on.
Well deserved like.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #473 on: May 13, 2021, 11:17:59 PM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #474 on: May 14, 2021, 12:08:31 AM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #475 on: May 14, 2021, 01:36:50 PM »
How do the goyish blogs know about an HT? How do they know what Hakaras Tov is?
Small people talk about other people.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #477 on: May 14, 2021, 05:27:32 PM »
You mean to say people are exaggerating the effects of an IDF air strike on social media? No way!
What a bombshell!
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #479 on: May 16, 2021, 12:44:27 AM »
that’s a healthy approach to medicine in general.