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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #480 on: May 19, 2021, 09:37:33 AM »
My desk calendar's joke for erev Shavuous


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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #481 on: May 19, 2021, 02:07:32 PM »
Why did the גנב steal the ספר רות?


Because he was RUTHless!
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #482 on: May 20, 2021, 12:00:52 AM »


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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #484 on: May 20, 2021, 03:25:23 PM »



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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #485 on: May 20, 2021, 03:26:40 PM »
Small people talk about other people.
Average people talk about things
BIG PEOPLE TALK ABOUT IDEAS.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #486 on: May 20, 2021, 03:27:11 PM »



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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #487 on: May 20, 2021, 03:41:15 PM »
You mean to make it  "lit"

My AC teaches kindergarten and she complains bitterly that many children use the word done as an adjective.

"I done my puzzle"
"I done my drink"

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #488 on: May 20, 2021, 03:57:04 PM »
My AC teaches kindergarten and she complains bitterly that many children use the word done as an adjective.

"I done my puzzle"
"I done my drink"
I know, the grammar there is all off.

It should be:
"I done did my puzzle"
"I done drank my drink"

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #489 on: May 20, 2021, 04:04:41 PM »
I know, the grammar there is all off.
"I done drank my drink"
"I done drinked ma drank"

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #490 on: May 20, 2021, 04:07:14 PM »
"I done drinked ma drank"
Not in a Beis Yaakov.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #492 on: May 21, 2021, 09:33:19 AM »


Did you hear about the period that broke the law?

He didn't finish his sentence.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #493 on: May 21, 2021, 10:03:06 AM »
Did you hear about the period that broke the law?

He didn't finish his sentence.

How about this one - Marriage isn't a word...its a sentence.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #494 on: May 21, 2021, 11:12:50 AM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #495 on: May 23, 2021, 02:55:22 PM »
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My problem is multifold, my time/headspace is valuable, I'm not willing to make aliya at this point in my life (though I'd be open to commuting for a period of time), I would want at least some level of automony to make changes or at least be on board with people who understand the need to innovate, adapt, and take risks to win big.


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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #499 on: May 25, 2021, 10:10:38 AM »