Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread

[TimT]

https://twitter.com/moshe_kolat/status/1397317460919992321

[YitzyS]

[NTorch]

[aygart]

And I really excel at that. Look out! I will make a powerpoint!

[etech0]

And I really excel at that. Look out! I will make a powerpoint!

Nice outlook

[YitzyS]

Nice outlook

And the best thing is that it can be done real efficiently without any basket monitoring or grammar slipdisks.










*reading it for the tenth time trying to find the Microsoft program included*

[aygart]

Nice outlook

I will send my teams after you. They have access to publishers. One Drives.

[Yehuda57]

I will send my teams after you. They have access to publishers. One Drives.

They're no match for my mad macs, they're crazy. Though they are out on safari so you might have the edge.

[etech0]

They're no match for my mad macs, they're crazy. Though they are out on safari so you might have the edge.

lots of explorers going to check out the safari

[aygart]

They're no match for my mad macs, they're crazy. Though they are out on safari so you might have the edge.

we will chuck them out the windows. They have no DOS.

[Yehuda57]

lots of explorers going to check out the safari

They were going to explore new vistas, but they crashed

[Yehuda57]

I'd totally understand if the Mods shut down the entire DDF because of this thread

[JlmBoi]

They were going to explore new vistas, but they crashed

Best of the lot. Now we need something with 8.1

[Euclid]

I'd totally understand if the Mods shut down the entire DDF because of this thread

Calling for punitive action

[aygart]

Best of the lot. Now we need something with 8.1

That got lost in the calculation from 486 to 585.99999999999999999999999999999.... umm Pentium.

[NTorch]

Best of the lot. Now we need something with 8.1

Glad you 8 1 already. I'm not ready for lunch, but am thinking about a kit kat, donut or eclair as a jellybean wont be enough.

[etech0]

[biobook]

Gee, what is it with you males, getting all googly-eyed at your own jokes?  Some of us gotta work here.  Like me, in my workplace, frantically sliding pages around, hoping to discover that one sheet with something serious on it.

[Ver hut gazugt]

Gee, what is it with you males, getting all googly-eyed at your own jokes?  Some of us gotta work here.  Like me, in my workplace, frantically sliding pages around, hoping to discover that one sheet with something serious on it.

That’s new, I though pc’s only allowed you to plug in the female side.

[Yo ssi]

lots of explorers going to check out the safari

Update: explorers are going extinct better stay away from the safari and get closer to Cr'home.