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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #500 on: May 25, 2021, 08:13:46 PM »

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #502 on: May 26, 2021, 09:15:18 AM »



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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #503 on: May 26, 2021, 09:37:47 AM »


And I really excel at that. Look out! I will make a powerpoint!
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #504 on: May 26, 2021, 10:10:20 AM »
And I really excel at that. Look out! I will make a powerpoint!
Nice outlook
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #505 on: May 26, 2021, 10:30:20 AM »
Nice outlook
And the best thing is that it can be done real efficiently without any basket monitoring or grammar slipdisks.










*reading it for the tenth time trying to find the Microsoft program included*

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #506 on: May 26, 2021, 10:37:00 AM »
Nice outlook
I will send my teams after you. They have access to publishers. One Drives.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #507 on: May 26, 2021, 11:30:39 AM »
I will send my teams after you. They have access to publishers. One Drives.

They're no match for my mad macs, they're crazy. Though they are out on safari so you might have the edge.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #508 on: May 26, 2021, 11:35:07 AM »
They're no match for my mad macs, they're crazy. Though they are out on safari so you might have the edge.
lots of explorers going to check out the safari
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #509 on: May 26, 2021, 11:39:45 AM »
They're no match for my mad macs, they're crazy. Though they are out on safari so you might have the edge.
we will chuck them out the windows. They have no DOS.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #510 on: May 26, 2021, 11:45:09 AM »
lots of explorers going to check out the safari

They were going to explore new vistas, but they crashed
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #511 on: May 26, 2021, 11:46:53 AM »
I'd totally understand if the Mods shut down the entire DDF because of this thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #512 on: May 26, 2021, 11:50:15 AM »
They were going to explore new vistas, but they crashed
Best of the lot. Now we need something with 8.1
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #513 on: May 26, 2021, 11:56:57 AM »
I'd totally understand if the Mods shut down the entire DDF because of this thread
Calling for punitive action

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #514 on: May 26, 2021, 11:58:22 AM »
Best of the lot. Now we need something with 8.1
That got lost in the calculation from 486 to 585.99999999999999999999999999999.... umm Pentium.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #515 on: May 26, 2021, 11:59:47 AM »
Best of the lot. Now we need something with 8.1

Glad you 8 1 already. I'm not ready for lunch, but am thinking about a kit kat, donut or eclair as a jellybean wont be enough.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #516 on: May 26, 2021, 12:13:23 PM »
Workflowy. You won't know what you're missing until you try it.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #517 on: May 26, 2021, 12:40:32 PM »
Gee, what is it with you males, getting all googly-eyed at your own jokes?  Some of us gotta work here.  Like me, in my workplace, frantically sliding pages around, hoping to discover that one sheet with something serious on it.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #518 on: May 26, 2021, 01:10:54 PM »
Gee, what is it with you males, getting all googly-eyed at your own jokes?  Some of us gotta work here.  Like me, in my workplace, frantically sliding pages around, hoping to discover that one sheet with something serious on it.

Thats new, I though pcs only allowed you to plug in the female side.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #519 on: May 26, 2021, 01:20:50 PM »
lots of explorers going to check out the safari
Update: explorers are going extinct better stay away from the safari and get closer to Cr'home.
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