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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #541 on: May 29, 2021, 11:33:55 PM »
What do you call a blind, lame, castrated deer?

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #542 on: May 30, 2021, 02:24:54 AM »



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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #545 on: June 01, 2021, 12:08:39 AM »



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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #546 on: June 01, 2021, 12:10:23 AM »



No, you’d have to change your name to be Frank
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #547 on: June 01, 2021, 12:10:37 AM »
old one but good one
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #549 on: June 01, 2021, 10:04:19 AM »
No, you’d have to change your name to be Frank
Honestly, that was the first thought that went through my mind when I saw it. I almost posted the picture with an added line: "...and forget the rules of capitalization."

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #552 on: June 02, 2021, 11:47:39 PM »

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #553 on: June 03, 2021, 08:44:11 AM »

It just found enough food for many years.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #556 on: June 04, 2021, 12:10:02 AM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #558 on: June 06, 2021, 02:09:56 AM »

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #559 on: June 06, 2021, 02:50:06 AM »

Lol

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