Author Topic: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread (Read 315715 times)

Randomex · « **Reply #621 on:** June 30, 2021, 06:09:19 PM »

Quote from: NTorch on June 29, 2021, 09:42:23 AM

Reminds me of "I'd tell you a time-travel joke, but you didn't like it."

sguitarist18 · « **Reply #622 on:** June 30, 2021, 08:25:29 PM »

Quote from: Randomex on June 30, 2021, 06:09:19 PM

Reminds me of "I'd tell you a time-travel joke, but you didn't like it."

What do we want? "Time travel!"

When do we want it? "Irrelevant!"

NTorch · « **Reply #623 on:** July 01, 2021, 09:15:55 AM »

Lurker · « **Reply #624 on:** July 01, 2021, 10:45:03 AM »

Belongs in good puns thread:

Quote from: TimT on July 01, 2021, 10:39:51 AM

Different boreds

sguitarist18 · « **Reply #625 on:** July 01, 2021, 02:03:27 PM »

Old joke, but I actually used it in a work email today. Emailing the receipt from a bunch of step ladders I bought at Home Depot, I opened the email with:

This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.

NTorch · « **Reply #626 on:** July 02, 2021, 10:03:04 AM »

TimT · « **Reply #627 on:** July 04, 2021, 01:13:11 AM »

https://twitter.com/moshe_kolat/status/1411502058209959937

TimT · « **Reply #628 on:** July 06, 2021, 01:58:18 PM »

https://twitter.com/ShimmyGoodman/status/1412118092285612037

Yehuda57 · « **Reply #629 on:** July 06, 2021, 02:42:49 PM »

Quote from: TimT on July 06, 2021, 01:58:18 PM

https://twitter.com/ShimmyGoodman/status/1412118092285612037

https://twitter.com/Leviykl/status/1412234927723122692

YitzyS · « **Reply #630 on:** July 06, 2021, 02:52:15 PM »

Quote from: Yehuda57 on July 06, 2021, 02:42:49 PM

https://twitter.com/Leviykl/status/1412234927723122692

So a DDFer notes a point already made by another DDFer without crediting them

https://twitter.com/ChaikelK/status/1412392363239034886

NTorch · « **Reply #631 on:** July 06, 2021, 02:58:04 PM »

Quote from: TimT on July 06, 2021, 01:58:18 PM

https://twitter.com/ShimmyGoodman/status/1412118092285612037

Quote from: Yehuda57 on July 06, 2021, 02:42:49 PM

https://twitter.com/Leviykl/status/1412234927723122692

You aren't getting it.

Yehuda57 · « **Reply #632 on:** July 06, 2021, 03:26:58 PM »

Quote from: NTorch on July 06, 2021, 02:58:04 PM

You aren't getting it.

Really? You think the mishpacha pun makes it original?

Euclid · « **Reply #633 on:** July 06, 2021, 03:46:12 PM »

Quote from: Yehuda57 on July 06, 2021, 03:26:58 PM

Really? You think the mishpacha pun makes it original?

The tweet was a verbatim copy of the original - he obviously was building on top of the original, not trying to rip it off.

Yehuda57 · « **Reply #634 on:** July 06, 2021, 03:49:26 PM »

Quote from: Euclid on July 06, 2021, 03:46:12 PM

The tweet was a verbatim copy of the original - he obviously was building on top of the original, not trying to rip it off.

We'll agree to disagree.

TimT · « **Reply #635 on:** July 06, 2021, 03:52:15 PM »

FYI Dad Jokes ripped it off from someone else.

Yehuda57 · « **Reply #636 on:** July 06, 2021, 04:31:03 PM »

Quote from: TimT on July 06, 2021, 03:52:15 PM

FYI Dad Jokes ripped it off from someone else.

Of course, they're a classic "F Jerry" account.

NTorch · « **Reply #637 on:** July 07, 2021, 09:51:22 AM »

AsherO · « **Reply #638 on:** July 07, 2021, 11:29:56 AM »

A pun a a day, ensures @NTorch will stay...

TimT · « **Reply #639 on:** July 07, 2021, 03:03:14 PM »

https://twitter.com/AlamoRabbi/status/1412480614863941632