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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #760 on: September 10, 2021, 10:32:37 AM »
Slugs are OK, but I'm more of a buckshot type of guy.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #761 on: September 12, 2021, 12:23:16 AM »



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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #762 on: September 13, 2021, 10:18:35 AM »
I just found out my friend is secretly in line to be the Kohain Gadol.

Its his altar ego.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #763 on: September 13, 2021, 06:43:05 PM »
I just found out my friend is secretly in line to be the Kohain Gadol.

Its his altar ego.
Was that on your calendar ;)?

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #764 on: September 13, 2021, 06:56:06 PM »
I just found out my friend is secretly in line to be the Kohain Gadol.

Its his altar ego.
R' Elazar Ben Azarya's gilgul (which made his beard white), Shmuel Hanavi, was his אלטער ego.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #765 on: September 14, 2021, 10:42:54 AM »
I just found out my friend is secretly in line to be the Kohain Gadol.

Its his altar ego.
Was that on your calendar ;)?

It was inspired by something on my calendar...

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #766 on: September 19, 2021, 09:00:53 PM »



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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #767 on: September 20, 2021, 11:56:04 AM »
And I do it with the $21 Wahl cordless clippers that I bought from this deal. I'm on my second one (it went on sale again since), but I never had any significant issues.
if you get the Wahl Peanut you'll have enough for a kosher succah

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #768 on: September 20, 2021, 01:17:13 PM »
What's the most philosophical toy?


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Play-Doh!




May God help me for thinking of this one
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #769 on: September 23, 2021, 12:20:55 AM »
What's the most philosophical toy?


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Play-Doh!




May God help me for thinking of this one
That, and Arts Doodle

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #770 on: September 26, 2021, 11:46:16 PM »
I'm giving away a legless parrot for free.

No perches necessary.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #771 on: September 27, 2021, 12:16:05 AM »
What do you call two corns in a fight?

Cornbeef.
I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #772 on: September 29, 2021, 06:49:57 PM »



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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #776 on: October 01, 2021, 05:35:58 PM »
Recently some women have turned into excellent drivers.

If you are an excellent driver watch out at intersections for turning women.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #777 on: October 04, 2021, 07:07:12 PM »
Jeff knocked on his neighbor's door carrying a plate of food. "Wow, thanks!" said the neighbor. "Not so fast" said Jeff. "Instagram is down and I just wanted to show you what I am having for dinner!"

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #779 on: October 05, 2021, 11:12:58 AM »