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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #780 on: October 05, 2021, 11:41:16 AM »

Meaning that they actually forgot the peas

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #781 on: October 05, 2021, 05:38:09 PM »



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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #782 on: October 05, 2021, 06:23:50 PM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #783 on: October 05, 2021, 08:22:32 PM »

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #785 on: October 08, 2021, 04:58:41 PM »
Towels are the leading cause of dry skin.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #786 on: October 08, 2021, 05:42:25 PM »
Towels are the leading cause of dry skin.
Is that why some don't use them? I always wondered..
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #790 on: October 19, 2021, 03:35:42 PM »
True story - around this time of year, got a fax at my facility from a local roofing company, advertising their fall special.

Maybe it's just me, but that doesn't seem like a positive thing for a roofer.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #791 on: October 19, 2021, 03:47:09 PM »
True story - around this time of year, got a fax at my facility from a local roofing company, advertising their fall special.

Maybe it's just me, but that doesn't seem like a positive thing for a roofer.

Maybe it's their busiest time of year :P
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #794 on: October 28, 2021, 09:48:18 AM »
"A group of 12 European countries urges Israel to scrap plans for the construction of more than 3,000 homes in West Bank settlements.

A day after the US criticized the plan, France, Germany, Belgium, Denmark, Spain, Finland, Ireland, Italy, Norway, the Netherlands, Poland and Sweden say in a joint statement that Israel should “immediately” reverse its decision to build the homes.

The United Kingdom, which is no longer part of the European Union, separately issues a similar statement."

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #797 on: October 28, 2021, 03:24:54 PM »
The Mashgiach, pointing at four different beds in a dorm room:

"This one is a Bari"

"This one is a Choleh"

"This one is a Goses"

"AND THIS ONE IS A MESS"
Small people talk about other people.
Average people talk about things
BIG PEOPLE TALK ABOUT IDEAS.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #798 on: October 28, 2021, 08:31:40 PM »
"My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience, the second time let me down"

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #799 on: October 29, 2021, 01:15:05 AM »
"I have a fear of speed bumps, I'm slowly getting over it.

I also have a fear of elevators, but I've started taking steps to avoid it."