Author Topic: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread  (Read 221122 times)

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #802 on: November 05, 2021, 10:35:13 AM »



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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #803 on: November 05, 2021, 10:53:31 AM »

For us yeshiva guys who think the name is pronounced as it's spelled, we still don't get the joke...

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Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #804 on: November 05, 2021, 10:56:25 AM »
For us yeshiva guys who think the name is pronounced as it's spelled, we still don't get the joke...
Either way it doesn't make sense. Who pronounces "Chesh-vun" as "Chesh-vahn"?

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #805 on: November 05, 2021, 10:57:14 AM »
Either way it doesn't make sense. Who pronounces "Chesh-vun" as "Chesh-vahn"?
The same people who pronounce Kisleiv as "Kislev"

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #806 on: November 05, 2021, 11:00:04 AM »
Either way it doesn't make sense. Who pronounces "Chesh-vun" as "Chesh-vahn"?
corny people

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #807 on: November 05, 2021, 11:00:18 AM »
For us yeshiva guys who think the name is pronounced as it's spelled, we still don't get the joke...
Either way it doesn't make sense. Who pronounces "Chesh-vun" as "Chesh-vahn"?
I'll do you one better. It's not pronounced 'go' either. In Dutch it's more like חָח.

ETA: Also, in Dutch the 'van' actually works well with the Cheshvan part of the joke.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #808 on: November 16, 2021, 11:30:39 PM »



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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #810 on: November 19, 2021, 12:58:10 PM »



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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #811 on: November 21, 2021, 03:52:05 PM »
If twins get mono at the same time, is that stereo?

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #812 on: November 21, 2021, 04:04:15 PM »
If twins get mono at the same time, is that stereo?
Don't mean to spoil a joke but two mono ain't stereo.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #813 on: November 21, 2021, 04:09:24 PM »
Don't mean to spoil a joke but two mono ain't stereo.
Don't mean to spoil the joke but *spoils the joke*  :P

But when you think into it, twins with mono each probably have a different gene makeup of the virus, so those two monos probably would resemble stereo. *frog dies*

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #814 on: November 22, 2021, 07:40:11 AM »
*frog dies*
i like to start off saying "Lets meet Timmy the Frog" then dissect the joke and say "Well that didnt end well for Timmy

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #816 on: November 22, 2021, 07:27:30 PM »
i like to start off saying "Lets meet Timmy the Frog" then dissect the joke and say "Well that didnt end well for Timmy
I don’t get it
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #817 on: November 22, 2021, 07:28:37 PM »
If twins get mono at the same time, is that stereo?
This is actually a Demetri Martin joke
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #819 on: November 23, 2021, 09:52:44 AM »
Feelings don't care about your facts