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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #900 on: January 14, 2022, 09:16:48 AM »



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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #901 on: January 17, 2022, 09:10:13 AM »



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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #902 on: January 17, 2022, 09:20:30 AM »
Half of America is sitting their scratching their heads, trying to figure out the pun. "Mistake? But it saves animals. It can't be what they mean." But it's okay. That half of America doesn't count.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #903 on: January 17, 2022, 09:28:11 AM »
Half of America is sitting their scratching their heads, trying to figure out the pun. "Mistake? But it saves animals. It can't be what they mean." But it's okay. That half of America doesn't count.
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"Half of America doesn't count," he wrote in a now deleted post.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #904 on: January 17, 2022, 10:05:27 AM »
oblivious nativity towards other people's convictions.
typo?
Fans of YitzyS were quick to point out that the account is often used by other family members of his, and that there was no indication that the viral post was actually made by S.

Wouldn't that mean the posts were made by S, but we're not necessarily Yitzy?

he was busy feeding geese.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #905 on: January 17, 2022, 12:47:57 PM »
typo?
Wouldn't that mean the posts were made by S, but we're not necessarily Yitzy?


You thought Yitzy was his first name?

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #906 on: January 17, 2022, 01:10:23 PM »
Wouldn't that mean the posts were made by S, but we're not necessarily Yitzy?

Brings a whole new meaning to "my kidS"
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #908 on: January 18, 2022, 11:40:15 AM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #909 on: January 18, 2022, 03:58:50 PM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #911 on: January 19, 2022, 10:57:36 AM »
I just wanted to pause and thank NTorch for the daily joke. Yes, some days I just can't get myself to give the joke a like (they are just too groan-worthy at times), but I love reading them every day.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #912 on: January 20, 2022, 09:02:07 AM »
I just wanted to pause and thank NTorch for the daily joke. Yes, some days I just can't get myself to give the joke a like (they are just too groan-worthy at times), but I love reading them every day.

Glad that you are enjoying and thanks for the props. My kids don't give likes but occasionally they smile instead of groan.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #915 on: January 23, 2022, 09:17:04 AM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #916 on: January 23, 2022, 10:25:06 AM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #918 on: January 24, 2022, 10:38:12 PM »
Two chickpeas are sitting on the street corner after a long Purim. All of a sudden one turns a little green and throws up everywhere. The other chick pea turns to the first and says “are you OK man?“ The sick little chickpea responds  “I don’t know dude……I falafel.”

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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