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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1600 on: May 10, 2024, 02:04:03 PM »
My family says I snore but I don't think I do so I stayed up all night to listen.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1601 on: May 10, 2024, 02:10:01 PM »
Quote from: ushdadude on May 10, 2024, 02:04:03 PM
My family says I snore but I don't think I do so I stayed up all night to listen.
I just tell them, Nah, I dream I'm a tractor.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1602 on: May 10, 2024, 02:10:08 PM »
Quote from: ushdadude on May 10, 2024, 02:04:03 PM
My family says I snore but I don't think I do so I stayed up all night to listen.
Relatable to him https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Xcd7gaS4rS3bGqqCBSwu5uTEcCd3P5Jl/view?usp=drivesdk
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1603 on: May 12, 2024, 11:24:14 PM »
What does the Queen Bee tell her children when they don't behave?
 
Bee Hive!
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1604 on: May 16, 2024, 01:15:41 AM »
The keynote speaker arrived late to the botox convention, but nobody raised an eyebrow.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1605 on: May 30, 2024, 07:38:59 PM »
Why did Trump hire an interior decorator for his cell?

Because he wanted it to have the "best bars, tremendous bars!"
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1606 on: May 30, 2024, 11:41:03 PM »
what is the difference between a bocher who learns in chevron yeshivah, and a chabad?

Chabad wears a hat to their nose, and the chevroner has a nose up to his hat.

(I hope no one takes it personnel)
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1607 on: May 31, 2024, 04:52:24 PM »
BREAKING

a glass under the chuppah is to remember the churban.
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