What came in your email today?

[Achas Veachas]

I do sometimes just for kicks..

[ayman]

I'm referring to the spammers. Are there people naive and dumb enough to respond to these emails with any personal info?

[etech0]

TONS of emails. First day back at work...

[MC]

TONS of emails. First day back at work...

Ignore them... Catching up on DDF is way more important

[etech0]

Ignore them... Catching up on DDF is way more important

What does it look like I'm doing?

[Achas Veachas]

What does it look like I'm doing?

You mean you survived your whole Sheva Brachos without opening DDF once?

[etech0]

You mean you survived your whole Sheva Brachos without opening DDF once?

Yup! It's actually been almost 2 weeks.
The joys of not having internet at home [yet].

[DovtheBear]

We don't have time for a long email, and neither do you. It's very important that we all stay focused and get to the bottom of this Jay-Z / Solange / Beyoncé situation. We're collecting clues, so if you have any tips please tweet them to @Eat24 with #Eat24Investigates.

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[etech0]

Hello!
Is it safe to transact bus!ness with you on this email? I have a prof!table venture I discuss with you.

Thanks in adv.
Chi

____________________________________________________________________________
Aviso de confidencialidade

Esta mensagem da Empresa  Brasileira de Pesquisa  Agropecuaria  (Embrapa),
empresa publica federal  regida pelo disposto  na Lei Federal no. 5.851,  de
7 de dezembro de 1972,  e  enviada exclusivamente  a seu destinatario e pode
conter informacoes  confidenciais, protegidas  por sigilo profissional.  Sua
utilizacao desautorizada  e ilegal e  sujeita o infrator as penas da lei. Se
voce  a recebeu indevidamente, queira, por gentileza, reenvia-la ao emitente,
esclarecendo o equivoco.

Confidentiality note

This message from Empresa  Brasileira de Pesquisa  Agropecuaria  (Embrapa), a
government company  established under  Brazilian law  (5.851/72), is directed
exclusively to  its addressee  and may contain  confidential data,  protected
under  professional secrecy  rules. Its unauthorized  use is illegal and  may
subject the transgressor to the law's penalties. If you are not the addressee,
please send it back, elucidating the failure.

[ah]

      
   
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[googwallet]

$107 ebay bucks

[joseaugustin]

$107 ebay bucks

Holy cow! What did you buy from eBay to get 107?!?

[googwallet]

Iphones and ipads from daily deals

[Yeki89]

Holy cow! What did you buy from eBay to get 107?!?

PST Jose, some people get a lot more then that.

[etech0]

Dear xxx,
   
Congratulations! We're pleased to inform you that your outstanding credit management in the first year has earned you a credit line increase on your Discover it® card.
 
The new credit line on your Discover card account is $2,800, of which your cash credit line is $400.
 

[ah]

No, Facebook, I don't have more friends than I think, stop rubbing it in please!

[ah]

From staples:
Help a fellow customer out! Write a review for your $200 visa gift card. ☺
Could think of so many positive things to say about these beloved $200 GCs

[etech0]

Hello etech0,

Thank you for taking the time to contact us concerning your Stop & Shop card.

I am sorry to hear that your card may have been stolen. If I were to order a new card for you, it would come with the same card number. The fastest and easiest way to get a new account number is to request a new card at the Customer Service Desk at your local store. You will be given one on the spot that you can use immediately. Use it one time and then wait 24 hours and contact me back and I can ensure that it is set up correctly. We can then cancel your old card in our system to prevent any unauthorized use. I apologize for the inconvenience this may cause. I can be reached at 1-877-366-2668, Monday through Friday between the hours of 9:00 am and 5:00 pm.

Thanks, again, for contacting us. We appreciate this opportunity to respond to your concern.

Sincerely,

[EMCC]

Agency representing you is Taleo.
Date: Monday, July 28th, 2014
Location: US, Multiple states
Position: Store Manager
Pay Structure: $33/hour + bonus
Job Description:

Since 1995, Amazon has evolved from a single retail website into a global
development platform as well as a partner in e-commerce and publishing.
Innovation is in our DNA, and we constantly look for the the best minds on
the planet to develop new solutions to enhance the lives of our customers.
Our Retail team is looking to hire a full-time, clever, enthusiastic, and
determined entrepreneurs to help sell our products through retail customer
interactions.

In this role you will be responsible for:
1) Launching and running a new branch in your area
2) employing store associates and working directly with retail, vendor,
supply, shipping and logistics companies
3) Establishing our in-store experience and merchandising so that it is
properly presented
4) Running and participating in training events for sales associates
5) Balancing store accounts and adhering to the corporate budget
6) Negotiating and managing strategic partnerships and marketing deals

Starting an employment agreement with us is just the beginning of what will
be a challenging and fruitful career. You will enjoy a comprehensive
benefits package including health, medical and dental insurance as well as a
generous 401k. And our continual training and mentoring programs provided at
your branch will give you the opportunity to realize your initiative but
always feel secure in the knowledge that you have a strong network of
resources and support behind you.

If you feel you could be a success, please contact
shelly.smith@a2zdevelopmentcenter.com by email so we can set up a possible
interview based on competence.
 
M/F/D/V EOE

HR Department
Retail Development Center
Amazon Corporation

[etech0]

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