What is that saying about a shoe?
Remind me?
If the shoe fits, wear itDo I have to explain it to?
admirals club pass.
Comes with the card?
It came a week after the card.
Nice, didn't know it comes with the card. 1 pass?
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My reply:Hi Randy,Yep, thats right, I abused the system. And as with all of these stick - you win some and lose some.Was fun doing it, really enjoyed the fun more than the free money.Btw, you guys made a wonderful app - love it. Don't hesitate to contact me should you have any questions or just looking someone to hang out with.Cheers
MESSAGE FROM CHIEF IMMIGRATION OFFICER.Los Angeles International Airport.3435 Wilshire Blvd., Suite 1025Los Angeles, CA 90010.Hello my friend,Re: Your Package For DeliveryI am Mr. Kalstrom S. James, head of luggage/baggage storage facilities here at the Los Angeles International Airport, [LAX] CA 90010. USA. During my recent withheld package routine check at the Airport Storage Vault, I discovered an abandoned shipment from a Diplomat from London and when scanned it revealed an undisclosed sum of money in a metal trunk box. The consignment was abandoned because the Contents of the consignment was not properly declared by the consignee as “MONEY” rather it was declared as personal effect to avoid interrogation and also the inability of the diplomat to pay for the United States Non Inspection Charges which is $3,700USD. On my assumption the consignment is still left in our Storage House here at the Los Angeles International Airport, [LAX] till date. The details of the consignment including your name, your email address in and the official documents from the United Nations office in Geneva are tagged on the Trunk box.However, to enable me confirm if you are the actual recipient of this consignment as the assistant director of the Inspection Unit, I will advise you provide your current Phone Number and Full Address, to enable me cross check if it corresponds with the address on the official documents including the name of nearest Airport around your city. Please note that this consignment is supposed to have been returned to the United States Treasury Department as unclaimed delivery due to the delays in concluding the clearance processes so as a result of this, I will not be able to receive your details on my official email account. So in order words to enable me cross check your details, I will advise you send the required details to my private email address for quick processing and response. Once I confirm you as the actual recipient of the trunk box, I can get everything concluded within 48hours upon your acceptance and proceed to your address for delivery.Lastly, be informed that the reason I have taken it upon myself to contact you personally about this abandoned consignment is because I want us to transact this business and share the money 80percent for you and 20 percent for me since the consignment has not yet been returned to the United States Treasury Department after being abandoned by the diplomat so immediately the confirmation is made, I will go ahead and pay for the United States Non Inspection Fee of $3,700 dollars and arrange for the box to be delivered to your doorstep Or I can bring it by myself to avoid any more trouble but you have to assure me of my 20 percent share.I wait to hear from you urgently if you are still alive and I will appreciate if we can keep this deal confidential. Please get back to me via for further directives.Thank you.Regards,Mr. Kalstrom S. James,Chief Immigration officer.Los Angeles International Airport.3435 Wilshire Blvd., Suite 1025Los Angeles, CA 90010
Anyone wanna deal with this for a 20% cut?
So you're still alive, huh?
Were there rumors to the contrary?
I wait to hear from you urgently if you are still alive and I will appreciate if we can keep this deal confidential. Please get back to me via for further directives.
Oh missed that, I guess being a LAX customs agent in Nigeria is a pretty dangerous job...