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Re: Great Onion/Babylon Bee Headlines...
« Reply #220 on: February 14, 2023, 02:11:34 PM »
(The lack of Onion headlines made me wonder what they might be saying, so I had a look.)

George Santos Signs With IMG Models

Baby Paranoid After Discovering Parents Bugged His Crib

New FanDuel 'Double Play' Contest Offers Users Chance To Win Back House

Second Camera Shows Surprise Guest Xi Jinping Backstage Reacting To Everything Biden Saying

California To Begin Offering Assisted Suicide To Any Over-30 Bachelor Currently Rewatching "Cowboy Bebop"*

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Re: Great Onion/Babylon Bee Headlines...
« Reply #222 on: February 14, 2023, 08:54:52 PM »
(The lack of Onion headlines made me wonder what they might be saying, so I had a look.)

George Santos Signs With IMG Models

Baby Paranoid After Discovering Parents Bugged His Crib

New FanDuel 'Double Play' Contest Offers Users Chance To Win Back House

Second Camera Shows Surprise Guest Xi Jinping Backstage Reacting To Everything Biden Saying

California To Begin Offering Assisted Suicide To Any Over-30 Bachelor Currently Rewatching "Cowboy Bebop"*

(*Well-regarded Japanese animated TV show. I haven't seen it.)
But don't worry, because they identify as funny

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Re: Great Onion/Babylon Bee Headlines...
« Reply #223 on: February 14, 2023, 09:01:22 PM »
But don't worry, because they/them/tree/dog identify as funny
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Re: Great Onion/Babylon Bee Headlines...
« Reply #227 on: February 15, 2023, 09:53:52 PM »
does the BB have anything that's not political? If not, please move this thread to the Politics board.

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Re: Great Onion/Babylon Bee Headlines...
« Reply #230 on: February 17, 2023, 01:41:44 PM »
another one

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Re: Great Onion/Babylon Bee Headlines...
« Reply #231 on: February 17, 2023, 01:48:28 PM »
another one
Nah itís not political, unless you automatically associate incompetent, dumb, stupid with the democrat party. :)
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Re: Great Onion/Babylon Bee Headlines...
« Reply #233 on: February 18, 2023, 09:27:43 PM »
https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1627042823865532416

Dangerous post for The Bee, IMHO. Lends legitimacy to those who want claim it's not a satirical website.
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Re: Great Onion/Babylon Bee Headlines...
« Reply #235 on: February 18, 2023, 10:52:35 PM »
https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1627050364255236097
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