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Re: Great "Onion" Headlines...
« Reply #120 on: November 17, 2020, 06:56:24 AM »
Looking Back On The Onion’s First 15,000 Years Of Coronavirus Coverage

Bitcoin Plunge Reveals Possible Vulnerabilities In Crazy Imaginary Internet Money

Supreme Court Strikes Down Obama’s Personal Health Insurance Policy

It seems they've branched out.
Opinion piece:
https://www.theonion.com/pros-and-cons-of-canceling-student-loan-debt-1833437080

Coverage of an actual event:
https://www.theonion.com/global-measles-cases-reach-23-year-high-1845668503
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Re: Great "Onion" Headlines...
« Reply #121 on: November 17, 2020, 07:03:58 AM »
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Re: Great "Onion" Headlines...
« Reply #122 on: January 27, 2021, 05:51:47 PM »



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Re: Great "Onion" Headlines...
« Reply #123 on: February 04, 2021, 02:45:33 PM »
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Re: Great "Onion" Headlines...
« Reply #124 on: February 09, 2021, 01:43:56 PM »
Doctor Unable to Hide His Excitement from Patient with Ultra-Rare Disease

CIA Realizes It's Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years

Bush to Appoint Someone to Be in Charge of Country

Area Baby Doesn't Have Any Friends

Google Announces Plan to Destroy All Information It Can't Index

ESPN Courts Female Viewers with "World's Emotionally Strongest Man" Competition

Bob Marley Rises from Grave to Free Frat Boys from Bonds of Oppression

133 Dead as Delta Cancels Flight in Midair
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Re: Great "Onion" Headlines...
« Reply #125 on: February 09, 2021, 03:18:22 PM »


CIA Realizes It's Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years

133 Dead as Delta Cancels Flight in Midair
I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: Great "Onion" Headlines...
« Reply #126 on: February 15, 2021, 05:21:52 PM »
(Part 2 of 2)

Study: Watching Fewer Than Four Hours of TV a Day Impairs Ability to Ridicule Pop Culture

Bloodless Coup a Real Letdown

"Tony's Law" Would Require Marijuana Users to Inform Interested Neighbors

America Still Searching for Funniest Home Video

Bush Challenges America to Produce the Perfect Romantic Comedy by 2009

Cost of Living Now Outweighs Benefits

Scientology Losing Ground to New Fictionology

Genie Grants Scalia Strict-Constructionist Interpretation of Wish

Philandering String Theorist Can Explain Everything

NASA Chief Under Fire for Personal Shuttle Use

Bush Vows to Eliminate U.S. Dependence on Oil by 4920

Terrorist Has No Idea What to Do with All This Plutonium

Mythbusters Team Struck Down by Zeus
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Re: Great "Onion" Headlines...
« Reply #128 on: April 26, 2021, 06:12:02 PM »
From another website:

Netflix Prodigy Plays 7 Episodes of ‘The Queen’s Gambit’ at the Same Time

Report: Guy You’ve Never Heard of Is Creep

‘Call of Duty’ Color Blind Mode Excuses You From Duty

J.K. Rowling Reveals That You, The Reader, Were Gay All Along
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Re: Great "Onion" Headlines...
« Reply #129 on: May 26, 2021, 10:59:12 AM »
https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1397524332969172998

"Toddler Walks Back Previous Anti-Bath Comments Now That It's Time To Get Out Of The Bath"

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Re: Great "Onion" Headlines...
« Reply #130 on: May 28, 2021, 01:42:42 PM »
From PreOccupied Territory:

New Procedure To Save Time Has Israelis Place Electoral Ballots Directly In Toilet

Bombed-Out Gaza ‘Metro’ Tunnel Network Still Safer Than NY Subway
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Re: Great "Onion" Headlines...
« Reply #136 on: July 08, 2021, 03:53:43 PM »
Another one of those "Hold on, that's not satire??" stories.


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