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moko · « **Reply #301 on:** March 09, 2023, 09:49:35 AM »

Quote from: mevinyavin on March 09, 2023, 08:41:26 AM

I've received flight delay or cancellation notices 24hrs after arriving at my destination

TimT · « **Reply #302 on:** March 09, 2023, 08:22:24 PM »

Man Fails DMV Job Interview By Saying He Is A 'Motivated Go-Getter' https://t.co/T4ok80UHnP
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 9, 2023

TimT · « **Reply #303 on:** March 09, 2023, 08:23:12 PM »

Teacher In Need Of Vacation Tells Class There Are Only Two Genders https://t.co/mTSqFQ6k31
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 9, 2023

yuneeq · « **Reply #304 on:** March 10, 2023, 12:25:28 AM »

Quote from: TimT on March 09, 2023, 08:22:24 PM

Man Fails DMV Job Interview By Saying He Is A 'Motivated Go-Getter' https://t.co/T4ok80UHnP
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 9, 2023

Stop with the political posts

CountValentine · « **Reply #305 on:** March 10, 2023, 12:30:40 AM »

Quote from: TimT on March 09, 2023, 08:23:12 PM

Teacher In Need Of Vacation Tells Class There Are Only Two Genders https://t.co/mTSqFQ6k31
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 9, 2023

Quote from: yuneeq on March 10, 2023, 12:25:28 AM

Stop with the political posts

TimT · « **Reply #306 on:** March 11, 2023, 09:08:45 PM »

Historians Now Believe Second-Ever Phone Call Was To Ask Alexander Graham Bell About His Car's Warranty https://t.co/H02Q6UZCVG
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 10, 2023

mevinyavin · « **Reply #307 on:** March 12, 2023, 05:19:36 AM »

TimT · « **Reply #308 on:** March 13, 2023, 09:18:24 PM »

Oscar For Best Actor Goes To Volodymyr Zelensky https://t.co/zfcz1440TS
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 13, 2023

mevinyavin · « **Reply #309 on:** March 19, 2023, 06:59:42 AM »

Oh, wait, it's actually a Jewish Press blog post.

Oops...

moko · « **Reply #310 on:** March 19, 2023, 01:12:49 PM »

Quote from: TimT on March 13, 2023, 09:18:24 PM

Oscar For Best Actor Goes To Volodymyr Zelensky https://t.co/zfcz1440TS
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 13, 2023

you can tell it's fake. He's wearing a suit

TimT · « **Reply #311 on:** March 20, 2023, 03:58:00 PM »

Instead Of Traditional Warfare, Chinese Military Will Now Be Trained To Shout Wrong Pronouns At American Troops https://t.co/5ZbPfXhof9
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 20, 2023

Moshe Green · « **Reply #312 on:** March 21, 2023, 06:32:10 AM »

Quote from: TimT on March 20, 2023, 03:58:00 PM

Instead Of Traditional Warfare, Chinese Military Will Now Be Trained To Shout Wrong Pronouns At American Troops https://t.co/5ZbPfXhof9
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 20, 2023

I know understand why many lefties believe that the Babylonian Bee is not a parody news site...

TimT · « **Reply #313 on:** March 21, 2023, 05:04:18 PM »

Striking Los Angeles Teachers Threaten To Return To Classrooms If Demands Not Met https://t.co/x2FpdlDpVY
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 21, 2023

TimT · « **Reply #314 on:** March 23, 2023, 08:06:18 PM »

Government Demands TikTok Stop Spying On Americans As That's Their Job https://t.co/DuGJvyolbz
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 23, 2023

Dan · « **Reply #315 on:** March 26, 2023, 03:52:16 PM »

Breakthrough: Xi Announces Deal In Which Russia Stays In Ukraine And China Invades Taiwan https://t.co/lMv5dCwOFc
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 26, 2023

Dan · « **Reply #316 on:** March 26, 2023, 03:54:01 PM »

Family Does Modified Version Of Dave Ramsey Plan Where They Just Never Budget And Spend Way Too Much Money https://t.co/ZEMLKrLJB9
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 21, 2023

TimT · « **Reply #317 on:** March 26, 2023, 09:48:09 PM »

TikTok CEO Warns Banning App Could Allow Kids To Grow Up Into Happy, Functional Adults https://t.co/kWBrvDDgaY
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 26, 2023

TimT · « **Reply #318 on:** March 26, 2023, 09:48:38 PM »

Progressives Across Nation Locked Out Of Accounts After CAPTCHA Asks 'Select All Squares That Contain A Woman'https://t.co/w2qjWCzwlb
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 26, 2023

yelped · « **Reply #319 on:** March 27, 2023, 01:16:06 AM »

Quote from: Dan on March 26, 2023, 03:52:16 PM

Breakthrough: Xi Announces Deal In Which Russia Stays In Ukraine And China Invades Taiwan https://t.co/lMv5dCwOFc
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 26, 2023

Quote from: Dan on March 26, 2023, 03:54:01 PM

Family Does Modified Version Of Dave Ramsey Plan Where They Just Never Budget And Spend Way Too Much Money https://t.co/ZEMLKrLJB9
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 21, 2023

Same story, different characters.