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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #390 on: May 04, 2018, 05:10:25 PM »
gonna be a smart one in shuir  ;D
I used to do that too. Wound up being a smart *** instead. Close enough.
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #391 on: May 04, 2018, 05:50:19 PM »
5 yr old -
 "i know how to snap, it just doesnt make a noise"
Like the radiator which doesn't give off any steam
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #392 on: July 05, 2018, 02:09:18 PM »
Talking Thomas the train toy: "Hello I'm Thomas, and I'm the #1 blue engine."

2 year old: "Why"
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #393 on: July 05, 2018, 06:49:44 PM »
I used to do that too. Wound up being a smart *** instead. Close enough.
Would have never guessed.
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #394 on: February 18, 2019, 08:31:44 PM »
Told 4yr old son to walk to the very back of the plane for our seats... "but then its gonna take us so long to get off"

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #395 on: March 03, 2019, 04:22:56 PM »
Me: This week, mama and papa are going to Miami.

2 Year old: No, you're going to MY- ami!
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #396 on: March 04, 2019, 11:40:21 AM »
Me: This week, mama and papa are going to Miami.

2 Year old: No, you're going to MY- ami!

My son and daughter say. We are going to Mommy's- ami  ::)

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #397 on: March 04, 2019, 11:42:05 AM »
My wife was away for a few days and the morning of her arrival I said someone very special who you love some much is coming. Can you guess who?

3yr old- Hashem...