First seder: kedushin
2nd seder: melicha
Night seder: management and marketing
Melicha, eh? For smicha? I remember learning those simanim. When I got smicha, my Rosh Yeshiva asked me, "Vos vestdu zoggen dein chaver ven er zogt az er vil essen a k'chal?" I said with a totally straight face, "I would tell him that he should speak to a mashpia."
The RY did not laugh. I told him, "It's a joke. It's just a weird taaveh to want to eat a cow udder." He told me, "Mach nisht kein 'dzhuks.'" So I said, "Fine, tear it up and down, rub it against the wall, then burn it over the fire. Are you still sure my friend doesn't need to speak to a mashpia?"