[Visitor] hi
[David] Hello Visitor! Thank you for chatting with us today. My name is David and I'm happy to assist you.
[Visitor] Hi
[Visitor] Do you accept crying babies?
[David] absolutely!
[David] please click here to fill out and submit this online donation form
[Visitor] How many cars do I get for baby girl?
[Visitor] She's really cute, if that makes a difference
[David] the brattier the better
[Visitor] How many cars do I get?
[David] you get a lifetime vacation
[David]
[Visitor] good
[Visitor] Now do you have a return policy?
[Visitor] I mean what if I want her back?
[David] we'll discuss that
[David] first fill out the form and then we'll negotiate
[Visitor] Would you marry her when she turns 18?
[Visitor] SORRY, BAD CHICE OF WORDS
[Visitor] Would you pay her wedding expenses when she turns 18?
[David] we'll discuss that later on
[David] we'll get the Vaad harabannim to collect for you
