We are almost there! Neil is now on the plane from Panama to meet with the Asian syndicate (sounds like a Japanese mafia) to finalize the Q (shout out to James Bond). Unfortunately, one of the signatories flying with him forgot his Dramamine, so he had to get off the plane. He will take the following flight by Concord (Schneider Brothers owns the last remaining concord specifically to be used for just such emergencies).
Afterwards, Neil will meet with all the investors in Monsey in the dining room of Yeshivas Lifnei Iver, where he will finally get all of the investor’s mailing addresses, (for some reason, they seem to have lost them, even though they wrote them on bright pink sheets) to know where to mail your bonus 2nd-generation twice-removed 3D tablet. Then Neil will introduce the mekubal who will levitate us all to Europe to meet with the auditors at Volks Bank, so we can conform with Europay’s banking standards and comply with Facebook’s like-button and Alibaba’s Arabian Nightstand.
From here, Robert will take over, and offer you a personal deal, not in any way affiliated with SunGame (auditor! Do you hear that, wink, wink). From the kindness of Robert’s heart, any new investment put in by midnight tonight, will be doubled by next week, plus a bonus 3rd generation tablet. However, don’t ask Robert how turn this on, he’s tablet challenged. But more important than the monetary gains to be had (that’s not where our main focus lies), we most appreciate the relationships we are fostering, the close kinship we’ve established, and the comedy we’ve generated.
Remember, this is not a game... its Sungame!