Author Topic: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread (Read 381975 times)

Dan · « **Reply #100 on:** March 09, 2017, 05:43:01 PM »

Wife:"you only want to go because it was a great deal"
Me: "is there another reason?"
— FakeSkymiles (@FakeSkymiles) March 1, 2017

good sam · « **Reply #101 on:** March 12, 2017, 08:33:02 AM »

Haman has a Trump-style twitter feed.

https://mobile.twitter.com/RealHamanAgag

aygart · « **Reply #102 on:** March 14, 2017, 10:37:47 PM »

Moshe123 · « **Reply #103 on:** March 19, 2017, 02:55:32 AM »

אתמול דווח על פעוט העומד על אדן חלון בקומה השנייה של בניין בבני ברק, בין הסורגים לתריס הסגור. אביו של הפעוט נעצר ונלקח לחקירה
— משטרת ישראל (@IL_police) March 19, 2017

chinagel · « **Reply #104 on:** March 19, 2017, 03:03:55 PM »

Shaq is a flat-Earther, too

I’m speechless

I love this NBA narrative so muchhttps://t.co/eijTsZKJZm pic.twitter.com/3zOLbABfeQ
— Ben Rohrbach (@brohrbach) March 19, 2017

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Yehuda57 · « **Reply #105 on:** March 22, 2017, 03:26:30 PM »

hey @ACTBrigitte, I know u think Koran is uniquely murderous + Jews dislike violent texts. But we just celebrated a holiday called Purim...
— Peter Beinart (@PeterBeinart) March 22, 2017

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aygart · « **Reply #106 on:** March 22, 2017, 03:40:41 PM »

Quote from: Yehuda57 on March 22, 2017, 03:26:30 PM

hey @ACTBrigitte, I know u think Koran is uniquely murderous + Jews dislike violent texts. But we just celebrated a holiday called Purim...
— Peter Beinart (@PeterBeinart) March 22, 2017

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What in the world does he think the story of Purim is?

Yehuda57 · « **Reply #107 on:** March 22, 2017, 03:43:53 PM »

Quote from: aygart on March 22, 2017, 03:40:41 PM

What in the world does he think the story of Purim is?

Ummm, have you not read the Megillah? The evil occupying Jews went and murdered thousands of indigenous Middle Eastern refugee children.

aygart · « **Reply #108 on:** March 23, 2017, 03:50:17 PM »

Stop the diet......

Ephraimh · « **Reply #109 on:** March 23, 2017, 07:06:17 PM »

Quote from: aygart on March 23, 2017, 03:50:17 PM

Stop the diet......

Thanks for the screenshot.

zh cohen · « **Reply #110 on:** March 24, 2017, 12:20:29 AM »

Quote from: Ephraimh on March 23, 2017, 07:06:17 PM

Thanks for the screenshot.

What am I missing?

thaber · « **Reply #111 on:** March 24, 2017, 02:57:31 AM »

Quote from: zh cohen on March 24, 2017, 12:20:29 AM

What am I missing?

http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=41810.msg1513373#msg1513373

sky121 · « **Reply #112 on:** March 28, 2017, 08:54:34 PM »

Invalid Tweet ID

Yehuda57 · « **Reply #113 on:** March 30, 2017, 07:44:04 PM »

Invalid Tweet ID

thaber · « **Reply #114 on:** May 12, 2017, 02:41:17 AM »

@HypedShteiger: Malaysian & United Airlines should merge. That way they can beat their passengers and no one will ever find out.

Yehuda57 · « **Reply #115 on:** May 24, 2017, 02:03:32 PM »

We've had plenty of requests, but no, we're not replacing our feelings chart with this picture pic.twitter.com/eyLkZlOWNm
— Los Feliz Daycare (@LosFelizDaycare) May 24, 2017

Dawie · « **Reply #116 on:** June 05, 2017, 04:35:15 PM »

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Yehuda57 · « **Reply #117 on:** June 16, 2017, 01:37:04 PM »

BREAKING: Twitter to acquire 13.7 billion jokes about prices at Whole Foods
— JOE 😵 (@JoeMarier) June 16, 2017

aygart · « **Reply #118 on:** June 27, 2017, 08:14:01 AM »

shoobi · « **Reply #119 on:** June 27, 2017, 09:09:04 AM »

Martin Shkreli: "Uh, hey - can I use the toilet?"

Cellmate: "Sure - that'll be 750 cigarettes..."
— TrivWorks (@TrivWorks) June 26, 2017

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