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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1060 on: December 31, 2020, 02:30:42 PM »
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Something about how we didn’t learn our lesson & we're going to drop the ball again in 2021. Not sure why he deleted it.

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1062 on: December 31, 2020, 06:05:20 PM »
https://twitter.com/jedimarkus77/status/1344636246497353728




Thank you for including the screenshot!

 Images from the tweets don't show up for a lot of people when it's embedded.

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1063 on: December 31, 2020, 07:28:19 PM »
Thank you for including the screenshot!

 Images from the tweets don't show up for a lot of people when it's embedded.
Tapatalk? Filter?
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1064 on: December 31, 2020, 09:43:59 PM »

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1065 on: January 03, 2021, 08:20:25 AM »
Thank you for including the screenshot!

 Images from the tweets don't show up for everyone when deleted.
FTFY

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1068 on: January 03, 2021, 12:03:03 PM »
https://twitter.com/DeBachur/status/1345557483566161920

Now let's see you get the security person pronounce Shachris (or Mincha) properly.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1070 on: January 03, 2021, 12:28:55 PM »
Now let's see you get the security person pronounce Shachris (or Mincha) properly.
I’d do for shachris it’s “Hodu Lashem” & for mincha it’s “Ashrei Yoshvei”

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1072 on: January 04, 2021, 12:59:02 PM »
https://twitter.com/mattwalshblog/status/1345876618372329476

Grammar issue: If it’s a men, then it should be a women, but then there would be no a before men/women.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1073 on: January 04, 2021, 01:22:03 PM »
Grammar issue: If it’s a men, then it should be a women, but then there would be no a before men/women.

Which is why I had an issue phrasing this

https://twitter.com/Squilled/status/1345905513955995649

If I'm already self-promoting

https://twitter.com/Squilled/status/1345896917025386496

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1077 on: January 05, 2021, 09:10:53 AM »
(Moved to Random Randomness to be on the safe side.)
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1078 on: January 05, 2021, 09:12:15 AM »
(Sorry about the profanity. It's only in the Tweet.)

https://twitter.com/ZiziFothSi/status/1346061292977729541







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