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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
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« Reply #1341 on: March 12, 2021, 10:25:49 AM »
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1342 on: March 12, 2021, 10:29:58 AM »
Quote from: ExGingi on March 12, 2021, 10:25:49 AM
[tweet]1367285766079078400[/tweet]
I don't know what the initials stand for. So I don't get it passed that first 2.
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« Reply #1344 on: March 12, 2021, 10:32:25 AM »
Quote from: ckmk47 on March 12, 2021, 10:29:58 AM
I don't know what the initials stand for. So I don't get it passed that first 2.

GIYF

that being said

VC = Venture Capitalist
SPAC = Special Purpose Acquisition Company
DeFi = Decentralized finance
NFT = Non-fungible Token

Now I'm sure you get them all  :P
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1345 on: March 12, 2021, 11:06:01 AM »
Quote from: ExGingi on March 12, 2021, 10:25:49 AM
https://twitter.com/anthonyrose/status/1367285766079078400

Haha. Where's the final picture for $0 when the banana bubble implodes?

ETA: Technically it could be millions of bananas and trillions of dollars in the top half, and an implosion/banana dust in the bottom half worth $0.
ETA2: Thanks paint:
ETA3, added caption:


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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1346 on: March 12, 2021, 01:54:33 PM »
Quote from: AsherO on March 12, 2021, 11:06:01 AM
Haha. Where's the final picture for $0 when the banana bubble implodes?

ETA: Technically it could be millions of bananas and trillions of dollars in the top half, and an implosion/banana dust in the bottom half worth $0.
ETA2: Thanks paint:



What good is an image without a title?

Is that what AsherO does to bananas?  :P
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1347 on: March 12, 2021, 02:02:33 PM »
Quote from: ExGingi on March 12, 2021, 01:54:33 PM
What good is an image without a title?

Is that what AsherO does to bananas?  :P

Caption added. I left the original image in your quote for context.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1348 on: March 14, 2021, 04:30:32 PM »
https://twitter.com/rexchapman/status/1370770383289397249

They should definitely be handing out ear plugs.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1350 on: March 14, 2021, 05:21:31 PM »
If you tweet the word memphis, you will get an automatic 12 hour ban.

ETA: At your own risk.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1353 on: March 15, 2021, 09:08:58 PM »
Quote from: Joeymc on March 14, 2021, 05:21:31 PM
If you tweet the word memphis, you will get an automatic 12 hour ban.

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1354 on: March 15, 2021, 09:09:58 PM »
https://twitter.com/saladinahmed/status/940625085051875329

(Jack Kirby and Stan Lee, the creators of the Fantastic Four, were both Jewish.
It wasn't until about 28 years after this card that The Thing was confirmed to be
Jewish in a comic - until then, some had speculated that the card was just a joke.)
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1356 on: March 16, 2021, 11:52:09 AM »
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Classic: Israel&#39;s coronavirus czar has told a leading Israeli news site that he&#39;s receiving requests from Israelis to limit gatherings over Passover because they don&#39;t want to host. <a href="https://t.co/VNn5yRZRzk">pic.twitter.com/VNn5yRZRzk</a></p>&mdash; Avi Mayer (@AviMayer) <a href="https://twitter.com/AviMayer/status/1371415818131607553?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 15, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1359 on: March 16, 2021, 06:08:15 PM »
https://twitter.com/elicarmeli11/status/1371690305213317120

The Lebanese pound blackmarket rate increased 10x in the last 18 months and 20% in the last day to around 16,000 per USD. This is a major issue - hyperinflation precipitated WW2.
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