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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #162 on: October 23, 2017, 02:38:46 AM »
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #163 on: November 02, 2017, 01:50:56 PM »
https://twitter.com/VNITelevision/status/926092963050151936
Iím calling bs look carefully at the fare class
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #164 on: November 02, 2017, 02:55:27 PM »
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #165 on: November 09, 2017, 08:50:24 AM »
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #166 on: November 12, 2017, 12:46:18 PM »
@realdonaldtrump

Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me "old," when I would NEVER call him "short and fat?" Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen!

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #168 on: November 23, 2017, 03:39:08 PM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #169 on: December 06, 2017, 12:55:53 PM »
Most of these qualify:
https://twitter.com/timothywookey
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #170 on: December 06, 2017, 01:21:32 PM »
I'm an optimist; but only because life isn't going to give me any other good choices.

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #171 on: December 06, 2017, 01:31:30 PM »
#TYH

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #172 on: December 07, 2017, 12:10:32 AM »
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #175 on: December 20, 2017, 11:44:51 PM »
Nothing in the Shapiro V Rosie?? That was freakin epic!
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #177 on: December 22, 2017, 07:31:58 AM »
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People are saying that this illegal occupation in the middle east and Israel must end. I agree, we need to remove all Palestinians and send them back to Jordan.


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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #178 on: December 22, 2017, 10:20:35 AM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
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