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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1622 on: June 09, 2021, 04:44:43 PM »
https://twitter.com/StephenSeanFord/status/1402511004735447040

That is just nuts. She didn't really seem in a hurry to pull over, but that doesn't seem to be a reason to nudge her with the police car.

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1623 on: June 09, 2021, 04:48:32 PM »
That is just nuts. She didn't really seem in a hurry to pull over, but that doesn't seem to be a reason to nudge her with the police car.

Because the shoulder was narrow. She was waiting for a wider shoulder to pull over safely, which, IINM, is what you are supposed to do.

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1624 on: June 09, 2021, 04:53:19 PM »
https://twitter.com/StephenSeanFord/status/1402511004735447040

I'm usually very pro-police but this is crazy I can't see any justification for the excessive force. This officer needs to be brought up on charges

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1625 on: June 09, 2021, 05:47:40 PM »
Because the shoulder was narrow. She was waiting for a wider shoulder to pull over safely, which, IINM, is what you are supposed to do.

The shoulder doesn't seem that narrow to me, but that could be a matter of perspective.

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1626 on: June 09, 2021, 05:49:10 PM »
The shoulder doesn't seem that narrow to me, but that could be a matter of perspective.
It seems less than the width of her car
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1628 on: June 09, 2021, 06:06:24 PM »
https://twitter.com/eyalba/status/1402583107849555972
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1631 on: June 09, 2021, 07:48:54 PM »
https://twitter.com/dralanburguete/status/1402462467897401345

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1634 on: June 13, 2021, 10:00:24 AM »


Night light, hall light, bathroom light, sneak down to the kitchen where there's no timer on the light...
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1635 on: June 13, 2021, 11:14:41 AM »
https://twitter.com/aimhumor/status/1404072029792444429
Yelling on your sibling for staying too long in the bathroom and keeping you so long in the dark :D

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1636 on: June 13, 2021, 12:20:08 PM »
And identifying the gender of the Hardy siblings is soooooo old school.

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1637 on: June 13, 2021, 12:58:59 PM »
And identifying the gender of the Hardy siblings is soooooo old school.
I have a few of the original Hardy Boys books, with the red covers, there are a few non politically correct references which were later changed.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1638 on: June 13, 2021, 01:35:52 PM »
Yelling on your sibling for staying too long in the bathroom and keeping you so long in the dark :D
How inconsiderate of you. He was probably just a slow reader.

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