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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1724 on: July 14, 2021, 01:00:06 PM »
Quote from: Moshe123 on July 14, 2021, 12:30:44 PM
https://twitter.com/tomsriverblabus/status/1414691501460889602?s=19
There was a story once in Fallsburg Yeshiva when a bochur made a siyum on Shas, and a while later, he made a second siyum - on half of Shas.

Rav Elya Ber Wachtfogel spoke at the second siyum, and in his telltale humorous manner, he said a good zug.

"Everyone knows nowadays that the biggest talmidei chachomim are the ones who learn the least blatt. The biggest lamdan only gets up to Daf Dalad. So what can I say about someone who is such an Am Ha'aretz that he finished Shas and then half of Shas? Well, at least I could say that he's shteiging. Now it's only half of Shas."
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1725 on: July 14, 2021, 01:29:59 PM »
Quote from: yos9694 on July 14, 2021, 01:25:17 PM
I sincerely hope this wasn't the work of jewish space lasers

Lightning strike apparently- "A witness who saw the wall fall told TFRD they had seen a lightning bolt strike the building. The department later confirmed the strike to be the cause of the collapse."

Quote from: TimT on July 14, 2021, 09:24:35 AM
https://twitter.com/ksdknews/status/1415295030269554691
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1726 on: July 14, 2021, 02:49:23 PM »
Quote from: Yehudaa on July 14, 2021, 01:29:59 PM
Lightning strike apparently- "A witness who saw the wall fall told TFRD they had seen a lightning bolt strike the building. The department later confirmed the strike to be the cause of the collapse."

Blaming lightning for JSL strikes is classic coverup
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1727 on: July 14, 2021, 02:54:30 PM »
Another proof that Jews control the weather
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1728 on: July 14, 2021, 02:59:41 PM »
Quote from: yos9694 on July 14, 2021, 02:49:23 PM
Blaming lightning for JSL strikes is classic coverup
Well it seems that this JSL that you speak of also scrubbed your original post. I suppose it's a real thing after all...
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1729 on: July 14, 2021, 03:33:19 PM »
Quote from: Yehudaa on July 14, 2021, 02:59:41 PM
Well it seems that this JSL that you speak of also scrubbed your original post. I suppose it's a real thing after all...

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1732 on: July 14, 2021, 05:55:02 PM »
Quote from: TimT on July 14, 2021, 05:44:24 PM
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Quote from: Yehuda57 on July 14, 2021, 05:45:25 PM
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Forget the Orthodox aspect of that show; it's about as "real" as her hair. "Reality" tv at its worst.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1733 on: July 14, 2021, 07:57:23 PM »
Quote from: Euclid on July 14, 2021, 05:55:02 PM
Forget the Orthodox aspect of that show; it's about as "real" as her hair. "Reality" tv at its worst.
https://twitter.com/prof_dainy/status/1415304842143281152

This thread sums up the utter scripted trash that this show is.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1736 on: July 15, 2021, 03:17:26 PM »
That sounds fair - she can be OTD and recognize/feel/perceive negative aspects of frum life, but any issues she has are with isues that exist, at least in her perception, not imaginary/nonsensical ones.
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