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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1860 on: August 30, 2021, 08:41:42 PM »
Is this a serious post?

Highly doubtful.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1861 on: August 30, 2021, 08:45:58 PM »
Is this a serious post?
Na - was just funny to me the juxtaposition of not learning calculus in 4th grade to the country being doomed, especially in light of how little many (most?) people here care about secular education.




(I understand the point that was being made.)

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1862 on: August 30, 2021, 09:59:18 PM »
Was anyone else amused by the typo in the tweet?

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1863 on: August 30, 2021, 10:19:17 PM »
Highly doubtful.

I figured, but I'm having trouble finding the humor. (I have high standards for @Euclid)
Was anyone else amused by the typo in the tweet?
If you click through you'll see OP is amused by it himself

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1864 on: August 30, 2021, 10:22:44 PM »
I figured, but I'm having trouble finding the humor. (I have high standards for @Euclid)
Lol the pressure is too damn high

Was just a sarcastic remark because I found it funny; it's not a haha funny post.

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1866 on: August 31, 2021, 12:05:31 AM »
this country is doomed  :-\
https://twitter.com/iowahawkblog/status/1432436048060162049

The country would prosper if we continue to attract those talent when they are productive. Instead we close the door to them for performative politics of 'protecting American jobs'? (Maybe we should have less kids to protect American jobs? More workers = bigger cake for everybody).
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1867 on: August 31, 2021, 12:10:25 AM »
The country would prosper if we continue to attract those talent when they are productive. Instead we close the door to them for performative politics of 'protecting American jobs'? (Maybe we should have less kids to protect American jobs? More workers = bigger cake for everybody).

Even if you are correct, and I'm inclined to agree with you in a broad sense on this topic, this has nothing to do with the tweet in question

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1868 on: August 31, 2021, 12:12:41 AM »
Even if you are correct, and I'm inclined to agree with you in a broad sense on this topic, this has nothing to do with the tweet in question

Chinese having superior education isn't a problem if the successful Chinese emigrate to the US
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1869 on: August 31, 2021, 10:29:20 AM »
Chinese having superior education isn't a problem if the successful Chinese emigrate to the US

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1870 on: August 31, 2021, 10:32:36 AM »
Chinese having superior education isn't a problem if the successful Chinese emigrate to the US
What about if the unsuccessful Chinese emigrate?
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1871 on: August 31, 2021, 11:18:42 AM »
What about if the unsuccessful Chinese emigrate?
And the successful stay there outsmarting our intelligence, tech etc sectors.

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1873 on: August 31, 2021, 08:29:28 PM »
https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/1432846794673766409

It's funny how tiny a percentage of his followers actually understand this

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1874 on: September 01, 2021, 12:37:37 AM »
It's funny how tiny a percentage of his followers actually understand this

https://twitter.com/Joelmpetlin/status/1432850377662152705
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1879 on: September 03, 2021, 12:30:12 PM »
https://twitter.com/Mottel/status/1433780913180221441

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