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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2100 on: January 10, 2022, 08:08:45 PM »
Quite powerful!

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2101 on: January 11, 2022, 03:36:24 AM »

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2102 on: January 12, 2022, 09:56:33 AM »

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2103 on: January 12, 2022, 11:57:11 AM »
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2104 on: January 13, 2022, 11:48:33 AM »
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2105 on: January 13, 2022, 01:54:08 PM »

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2106 on: January 13, 2022, 02:08:33 PM »

With the J in there it sounds like some שתי רשויות/trinity thing. Hard pass.

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2107 on: January 13, 2022, 02:23:12 PM »
With the J in there it sounds like some שתי רשויות/trinity thing. Hard pass.
It's a Spanish J - pronounced "Hay" for Hashem.

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2108 on: January 13, 2022, 02:34:13 PM »
With the J in there it sounds like some שתי רשויות/trinity thing. Hard pass.
J=Joseph
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2109 on: January 16, 2022, 10:31:51 AM »

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2110 on: January 16, 2022, 08:58:04 PM »
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2111 on: January 17, 2022, 08:57:17 PM »
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2112 on: January 18, 2022, 06:52:34 PM »

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2114 on: January 18, 2022, 09:01:02 PM »




Eavesdropping is borderline, but its outright unacceptable for the eavesdropper to interject.

Also, people need to have the sensibility to know which conversations they shouldnt be having publicly. I was at a coffee shop recently and a man was sitting there doing a video-call date on high volume. These two adults were making really pathetic/inappropriate child banter on their call, while in the middle of a crowded coffee shop.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2115 on: January 18, 2022, 09:20:45 PM »
Eavesdropping is borderline, but its outright unacceptable for the eavesdropper to interject.

Also, people need to have the sensibility to know which conversations they shouldnt be having publicly. I was at a coffee shop recently and a man was sitting there doing a video-call date on high volume. These two adults were making really pathetic/inappropriate child banter on their call, while in the middle of a crowded coffee shop.
The WhatsApp voice notes I've heard in public...
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2116 on: January 18, 2022, 11:39:08 PM »
Eavesdropping is borderline, but its outright unacceptable for the eavesdropper to interject.

Also, people need to have the sensibility to know which conversations they shouldnt be having publicly. I was at a coffee shop recently and a man was sitting there doing a video-call date on high volume. These two adults were making really pathetic/inappropriate child banter on their call, while in the middle of a crowded coffee shop.
I was once walking in the street and an elderly (middle age) couple was walking behind me and discussing (arguing about) their will, I wanted to vanish from that place, I cant express the feelings,
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2117 on: Yesterday at 01:24:53 AM »
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2118 on: Yesterday at 01:32:19 AM »

Summoning @TimT

REPOST (or retweet). I have posted a tweet about this sign previously on DDF.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2119 on: Yesterday at 12:05:31 PM »
^^^
I think it was about that emoji symbol, I don't remember the goat.

🤌
^^^