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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2301 on: June 14, 2022, 04:39:05 PM »
All hope isn't lost yet, there is some sanity in some courts, even in NY...

https://twitter.com/Quicktake/status/1536808962217103363
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2302 on: June 14, 2022, 04:47:22 PM »
Sanity is winning 5-2
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2304 on: June 15, 2022, 09:51:33 AM »

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2308 on: June 20, 2022, 03:08:48 PM »
https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1538945625001275392

That brainless husband of hers has nothing smart to say, conversation with him leaves a lot to be desired.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2309 on: June 20, 2022, 03:15:43 PM »
That brainless husband of hers has nothing smart to say, conversation with him leaves a lot to be desired.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2311 on: June 21, 2022, 10:20:05 PM »
https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1538945625001275392

The dude looks like the autopilot in Airplane, which raises a number of questions I'd rather not think about.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2313 on: June 24, 2022, 02:04:31 AM »

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2314 on: June 24, 2022, 08:34:58 AM »
The whole account
https://twitter.com/avocados_ai


Good stuff, thanks for sharing.

How much time/effort does this take, for someone with that degree of talent?
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2316 on: June 24, 2022, 10:52:08 AM »
https://twitter.com/macroalf/status/1540307481544491009

“Pizza is a part of the Mediterranean diet, consists of a carb (the crust), a protein (the cheese), and a vegetable (the tomato sauce sauce), that is high in antioxidants.”

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2317 on: June 24, 2022, 10:57:32 AM »
“Pizza is a part of the Mediterranean diet, consists of a carb (the crust), a protein (the cheese), and a vegetable (the tomato sauce sauce), that is high in antioxidants.”


Not sure why pizza gets a bad rap. Sure, if you eat 4 slices it's not healthy. But 2 slices, plus some vegetables/salad on the side? Good, healthy option.

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2318 on: June 24, 2022, 10:59:11 AM »
Not sure why pizza gets a bad rap. Sure, if you eat 4 slices it's not healthy. But 2 slices, plus some vegetables/salad on the side? Good, healthy option.

The quality of the ingredients makes a huge difference.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2319 on: June 24, 2022, 01:26:51 PM »
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