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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #242 on: April 05, 2018, 12:32:07 AM »
https://twitter.com/DanAmira/status/981234351181615104
I just can't understand twitter. The tweets that go insanely viral are most often amusing but unremarkable. Can't figure out what drives it.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #243 on: April 05, 2018, 12:33:09 AM »
I just can't understand twitter. The tweets that go insanely viral are most often amusing but unremarkable. Can't figure out what drives it.
What amazes me is how TPG can take a tweet and turn it into a blog post

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #244 on: April 09, 2018, 07:59:52 PM »
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #249 on: April 11, 2018, 01:05:38 PM »
Meh. Never had that problem.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #250 on: April 11, 2018, 02:11:00 PM »
[tweet]984130580970332160[/tweet]

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #252 on: April 12, 2018, 11:01:53 AM »
My 2 favorite tweets on this:



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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #253 on: April 12, 2018, 12:01:09 PM »
[tweet]984130580970332160[/tweet]
please explain this one. i dont get it :-\
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #254 on: April 12, 2018, 12:50:04 PM »
please explain this one. i dont get it :-\
Don't worry, you're not missing much. Comedy is not Ben's strong suit.

But since you asked, it's a Godfather II reference.

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #256 on: April 24, 2018, 11:52:05 AM »
Meh. Never had that problem.

You were born over 5'7", or did you just skip that to go from 5'6" to 5'8" and taller?
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #257 on: April 24, 2018, 12:07:08 PM »
You were born over 5'7", or did you just skip that to go from 5'6" to 5'8" and taller?

I was 5-7 for about a day. I went from around 5-4 to 5-8 in under 8 weeks.

I literally grew half an inch every week. 'Twas a fun summer.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #258 on: April 25, 2018, 10:37:52 AM »
https://twitter.com/bbcworld/status/989103837343637504?s=21
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #259 on: April 26, 2018, 10:37:42 AM »
[tweet]989180176302071808[/tweet]