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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2662 on: November 20, 2022, 04:13:33 PM »
https://twitter.com/ahmedelbaz25/status/1594247312909402116

Was there a Smicha deal on DDMS that I missed? Can you PLEASE bring it back?
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2663 on: November 20, 2022, 04:16:35 PM »
@Dan @shwarmabob the reply seems up your alley (side tech question: is there a way to post a reply tweet without having the original tweet quoted?):

https://twitter.com/coroy13/status/1593518018579124226
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2664 on: November 20, 2022, 04:18:08 PM »

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2665 on: November 20, 2022, 04:21:04 PM »
https://www.dansdeals.com/advertisement/learn-receive-smicha-online/

I always skip sponsored posts, there's no way those can be a hot deal, after all they need to cover the cost of advertising rather than have the deal advertise itself (like the Revel deal did, despite the title not being updated to a better one on DDF).
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« Reply #2666 on: November 20, 2022, 04:39:02 PM »
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2667 on: November 20, 2022, 05:40:57 PM »
So this one time, @ExGingi walked into צ'ולנט טבעוני and then...

ALOL.

Not walking into סכנין.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2668 on: November 20, 2022, 06:03:45 PM »
@Dan @shwarmabob the reply seems up your alley (side tech question: is there a way to post a reply tweet without having the original tweet quoted?):
שווארמה טבעונית scary story
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2676 on: November 29, 2022, 03:54:37 PM »
I shall stick with this.



Almost like the old rule of what to do when there's no חסידישער רב around. When it comes to food choices I can probably be safe asking @Dan for his choice and doing the opposite.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2677 on: November 29, 2022, 04:39:09 PM »
Almost like the old rule of what to do when there's no חסידישער רב around. When it comes to food choices I can probably be safe asking @Dan for his choice and doing the opposite.
So that's why you eat parve cholent and bring people to Mermelsteins for DOs ;D
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2678 on: November 29, 2022, 04:56:28 PM »
So that's why you eat parve cholent and bring people to Mermelsteins for DOs ;D
https://twitter.com/Squilled/status/1594418584280858624

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