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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2680 on: November 29, 2022, 05:00:17 PM »
So that's why you eat parve cholent and bring people to Mermelsteins for DOs ;D

On a serious note, do you really prefer colorful sprinkles and some custard and cream over a good shawarma? (NOT MERMELSTEIN'S which has gone downhill - my guess is they currently use Lieber's shawarma spice which I've written about elsewhere as something that should be banned).
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2681 on: November 29, 2022, 05:04:30 PM »
On a serious note, do you really prefer colorful sprinkles and some custard and cream over a good shawarma? (NOT MERMELSTEIN'S which has gone downhill - my guess is they currently use Lieber's shawarma spice which I've written about elsewhere as something that should be banned).
Custard and cream. For shame. It's homemade lemon curd and white chocolate! C'mon man.

And there's a time for everything. But I certainly wouldn't want my birthday cake to be meat.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2682 on: November 29, 2022, 05:07:24 PM »
Custard and cream. For shame. It's homemade lemon curd and white chocolate! C'mon man.

And there's a time for everything. But I certainly wouldn't want my birthday cake to be meat.

You can throw some candles on a fat steak for me any year.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2683 on: November 29, 2022, 06:09:58 PM »
Did you eat IN Mermelstein's or AT Mermelstein's?

There was a power saw next to my table, does that answer the question?

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2684 on: November 29, 2022, 06:19:32 PM »
You can throw some candles on a fat steak for me any year.
Erm...Who said I was skipping out on the fat steak?
Just don't mix up my entree and dessert courses!



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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2685 on: November 29, 2022, 06:40:06 PM »
Erm...Who said I was skipping out on the fat steak?
Just don't mix up my entree and dessert courses!




My rule: If the food is good, keep that flavor and don't wipe it away with any dessert! Only time I go for dessert is if the food is bad (or after some serious passing of time).
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2686 on: November 29, 2022, 06:53:43 PM »
My rule: If the food is good, keep that flavor and don't wipe it away with any dessert! Only time I go for dessert is if the food is bad (or after some serious passing of time).
Nothing like the flavor of parve cholent and Mermelstein's to keep you going :D
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2687 on: November 29, 2022, 06:55:14 PM »
Did you eat IN Mermelstein's or AT Mermelstein's?
He ate by mermelsteins

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2688 on: November 29, 2022, 06:55:17 PM »
Erm...Who said I was skipping out on the fat steak?
Just don't mix up my entree and dessert courses!





Dunno but that steak looks tiny not fat.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2689 on: November 29, 2022, 07:00:54 PM »
Dunno but that steak looks tiny not fat.
It's very thick.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2690 on: November 29, 2022, 07:19:55 PM »
It's very thick.

That sounds like the guy who was selling trinkets at a loss. When asked how he makes money with such margins, he responded that he makes it up with volume.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2691 on: November 29, 2022, 07:43:31 PM »
That sounds like the guy who was selling trinkets at a loss. When asked how he makes money with such margins, he responded that he makes it up with volume.
Yup and it turned him into a millionaire
















(until then he was a billionaire)
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2693 on: December 05, 2022, 12:52:11 PM »
Don't think the reporter was expecting that.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2694 on: December 05, 2022, 01:06:12 PM »
Don't think the reporter was expecting that.
https://twitter.com/Bob_cart124/status/1599534417755897856

Lol, every Israeli foreign reporter is extremely used to it.

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2695 on: December 05, 2022, 04:34:01 PM »
Lol, every Israeli foreign reporter is extremely used to it.
His expression changed quickly.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2698 on: December 06, 2022, 12:28:54 PM »
any hints to what the item is?
dd effect and cancel?
He's writing amazon.mx which is the Mexico amazon
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2699 on: December 07, 2022, 06:21:55 PM »
https://twitter.com/SivanRahav/status/1600576752295755785

If I find a version with English subtitles I will post.
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