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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2741 on: December 19, 2022, 09:40:45 AM »
No matter how important the work (narcotics raid), can't miss the world cup.

https://twitter.com/mahalooz_il/status/1604572549785874432
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2743 on: December 23, 2022, 08:05:38 AM »
The funniest tweets of this brilliant account are those with plenty of replies that miss the sarcasm. Good account to follow IMHO.

https://twitter.com/quntsnews/status/1606270043146227712
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2746 on: December 25, 2022, 07:18:57 PM »
https://twitter.com/FrumHumor/status/1607142692827414534?s=20&t=Sb2WmT5aP37zUymZF1A73A

As a general rule, this is a good way to live. Don't use social media as a way to flaunt materialistic excesses, or your blessings in general. Appreciate what you have, and do your best to share and help those less fortunate. Healthier all around.

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2747 on: December 25, 2022, 07:41:06 PM »
As a general rule, this is a good way to live. Don't use social media as a way to flaunt materialistic excesses, or your blessings in general. Appreciate what you have, and do your best to share and help those less fortunate. Healthier all around.
Much more than this is that someone who is able to spend the money flaunting wealth shouldn't be afraid of the Tuition board in the first place since they should be paying full anyhow.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2748 on: December 25, 2022, 11:25:31 PM »
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2750 on: December 26, 2022, 12:26:03 PM »
https://twitter.com/YitzikHalevy/status/1607349003967938567

And then there are those Lubavitchers who just allow their hats to get ruined in the rain.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2751 on: December 26, 2022, 12:29:10 PM »
And then there are those Lubavitchers who just allow their hats to get better weathered in the rain.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2755 on: December 26, 2022, 11:26:33 PM »


The article  said that 78% of affected kids were Black. I guess they mean Black Hat, not African American.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2756 on: December 26, 2022, 11:29:45 PM »
The article  said that 78% of affected kids were Black. I guess they mean Black Hat, not African American.
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