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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #3080 on: June 29, 2023, 08:43:00 PM »
@Something Fishy you might appreciate this (if there isn't too much of a language barrier)



Well the first 400 times I saw this it was in English, so I figured out the hebrew pretty easily.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #3083 on: July 03, 2023, 06:24:34 PM »
https://twitter.com/habib_b/status/1675182740323328000

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The report reads so matter of fact (I guess that's what internal airline reports read like, but reading the thread in English seemed to convey more of the emotions.

https://twitter.com/habib_b/status/1675182911312543745
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #3084 on: July 03, 2023, 07:12:37 PM »
The report reads so matter of fact (I guess that's what internal airline reports read like, but reading the thread in English seemed to convey more of the emotions.

https://twitter.com/habib_b/status/1675182911312543745

Don’t know how accurate this translation is or if it’s missing anything


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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #3088 on: July 16, 2023, 10:41:09 AM »
https://twitter.com/jonerlichman/status/1680580120036225025

I actually remember that logo and website. I also remember using a website called addall.com to compare book prices across various sellers.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #3090 on: July 18, 2023, 03:01:13 PM »
She will not be missed. In fact she should make it a habit. The best possible contribution she could make for American values, tolerance, and decency, is to permanently stay home. Why do Democrats persist in harboring this racist in their midst? https://t.co/xYccS5t2a3
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #3092 on: July 19, 2023, 08:23:02 PM »
https://twitter.com/IlanBlock/status/1681464394109075456
Someone just told me last week that he knows someone who is celiac and also vegan. I literally have no idea what the guy eats.

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #3093 on: July 19, 2023, 08:59:28 PM »
Someone just told me last week that he knows someone who is celiac and also vegan. I literally have no idea what the guy eats.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #3094 on: July 20, 2023, 05:14:41 PM »
This tweet is incomplete without the picture I have (from the 1920s I believe) of הסתדרות מכבי פוניבז

https://twitter.com/menilevi250/status/1682127496366415872?s=20
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #3096 on: July 23, 2023, 12:19:14 AM »
I think my favorite line is the last line.

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #3097 on: July 24, 2023, 12:09:57 PM »
I’m in shape, round is a shape…

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