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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #3220 on: December 21, 2023, 04:45:02 PM »
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #3221 on: December 22, 2023, 12:09:15 AM »
Minhag Chabad is typically to never daven Mariv/Shma before Tzeis, but...


It's my understanding that this was the general routine for fast days not a one off.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #3222 on: December 22, 2023, 12:26:37 AM »
https://twitter.com/Briskerov/status/1737849586260345174

A woman got up from shiva and tells her husband "I learned two things: Shacharis doesn't take only 15 minutes and maariv doesn't take an hour and a half!"
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #3226 on: December 27, 2023, 05:08:51 AM »
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #3230 on: January 03, 2024, 06:05:45 PM »
Aren't such people supposed to be cuffed when brought into court?

https://x.com/yashar/status/1742679875021058497?s=20
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #3231 on: January 03, 2024, 07:46:09 PM »
Aren't such people supposed to be cuffed when brought into court?

https://x.com/yashar/status/1742679875021058497?s=20

So same as theft/stealing is larceny in legal jargon, assault/attack is battery. TIL

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #3232 on: January 03, 2024, 10:43:57 PM »
Love this picture, and the initiative:

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