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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #3241 on: January 09, 2024, 01:14:13 PM »
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #3248 on: January 24, 2024, 08:35:12 PM »
NYC be like:

https://twitter.com/ChrisJBakke/status/1749838338389844111

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #3252 on: January 25, 2024, 12:38:04 PM »
This guy’s prophet margin is exponential:

https://x.com/molly0xfff/status/1748865152848453816
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #3254 on: January 29, 2024, 07:28:40 PM »
Back in the day when all radio and TV broadcasts were the state monopoly, with no such thing as 24 hour broadcasts. The radio day started with Shema, and the TV day ended with a short quote which they called פסוקו של יום, though it could have been a mishna, midrash or something else.

https://x.com/yonisilman/status/1751624356319346857?s=20
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #3256 on: January 30, 2024, 10:11:36 PM »
https://twitter.com/andrealucasEEOC/status/1752006517761421719
is that really the law?

I always wondered how come I never see any female sanitation workers?

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #3257 on: January 30, 2024, 10:16:48 PM »
is that really the law?

I always wondered how come I never see any female sanitation workers?

Ask your local sanitation department for a list of all applicants, as well as job requirements, including minimum weight an employee needs to be able to lift. You'll likely find your answer there. (And I have seen a few females in that line of work. Very few, but more than one.)
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #3258 on: January 31, 2024, 12:57:54 AM »
Back in the day when all radio and TV broadcasts were the state monopoly, with no such thing as 24 hour broadcasts. The radio day started with Shema, and the TV day ended with a short quote which they called פסוקו של יום, though it could have been a mishna, midrash or something else.

https://x.com/yonisilman/status/1751624356319346857?s=20

They stopped? Was always before 6 am.

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