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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #3260 on: February 04, 2024, 03:35:12 PM »
@Dan maybe you should try this on your Tesla... for safety reasons ;D

https://x.com/MoMoBagholder/status/1754229059117011449?s=20
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #3261 on: February 05, 2024, 04:15:45 PM »

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #3262 on: February 05, 2024, 04:20:19 PM »
This was apparently at a Pizza Hut...

https://twitter.com/adamgreattweet/status/1750259412013305929?

They’re running out of ideas for toppings?…
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #3263 on: February 05, 2024, 04:21:44 PM »

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #3264 on: February 05, 2024, 05:03:12 PM »
They’re running out of ideas for toppings?…

“I’d like to order the tip-topped pie please”
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #3265 on: February 05, 2024, 05:45:35 PM »
This was apparently at a Pizza Hut...

https://twitter.com/adamgreattweet/status/1750259412013305929?

Tipping culture has finally gone too far
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #3266 on: February 05, 2024, 06:30:16 PM »
Tipping culture has finally gone too far

Tipping at Pizza Hut?
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #3269 on: February 07, 2024, 08:33:03 PM »
The original Walkman. I remember when it was the coolest thing around! I haven't seen this commercial before, but the last image in it brings back memories.

https://x.com/jonerlichman/status/1755391366681510398
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #3270 on: February 07, 2024, 09:45:59 PM »
https://twitter.com/GadSaad/status/1755096434158731457


"I am utterly terrified when I see Chabad extremists boarding a plane.  Most of the 44,000+ terror attacks since 9/11 alone in nearly 70 countries were committed by Chabad Torah extremists who usually scream "Chinese food is not kosher" before committing their heinous acts of terrorism."
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #3271 on: February 08, 2024, 07:04:58 PM »
This Gad Saad guy has been tweeting great tweets the past few days...

https://twitter.com/GadSaad/status/1755723803961745719
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #3272 on: February 09, 2024, 04:28:07 AM »
https://twitter.com/GadSaad/status/1755096434158731457

"I am utterly terrified when I see Chabad extremists boarding a plane.  Most of the 44,000+ terror attacks since 9/11 alone in nearly 70 countries were committed by Chabad Torah extremists who usually scream "Chinese food is not kosher" before committing their heinous acts of terrorism."
well, if they start digging a tunnel on the plane...

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #3273 on: February 09, 2024, 01:37:56 PM »
https://twitter.com/GadSaad/status/1755096434158731457


"I am utterly terrified when I see Chabad extremists boarding a plane.  Most of the 44,000+ terror attacks since 9/11 alone in nearly 70 countries were committed by Chabad Torah extremists who usually scream "Chinese food is not kosher" before committing their heinous acts of terrorism."

No mention of tunnels?
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #3274 on: February 10, 2024, 10:38:47 PM »
No mention of tunnels?
I guess he hasn't seen the light [at the end of the tunnel]...
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #3278 on: February 19, 2024, 12:53:05 AM »

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