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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #3420 on: June 06, 2024, 01:10:10 PM »
Poor guy. I hope the concentration camp works out for him.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #3422 on: June 08, 2024, 11:49:52 PM »
Lol, this story is so made in China.
not quit if it would be it wouldn't hold so long.

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #3427 on: June 09, 2024, 06:42:41 PM »
This could be great. Bring on some more Talmudic Terrorism.

https://x.com/Badchonews/status/1799921822428967029
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« Reply #3428 on: June 09, 2024, 10:25:03 PM »
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #3429 on: June 10, 2024, 12:01:11 AM »
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #3430 on: June 10, 2024, 12:34:19 PM »
You got to love the Flemish language (Dutch, Afrikaans, etc.)



Translate this into English, and tell me if the Flemish doesn't sound more authentic.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #3431 on: June 10, 2024, 12:38:44 PM »
You got to love the Flemish language (Dutch, Afrikaans, etc.)



Translate this into English, and tell me if the Flemish doesn't sound more authentic.

It sounds like English with an Irish accent :D
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #3435 on: June 10, 2024, 01:26:33 PM »
https://x.com/vitaliyk/status/1800211449232728479

Wealthy people saying that don’t think about money is a lot like survivorship bias. Someone who really struggles doesn’t have the same liberty.
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« Reply #3436 on: June 10, 2024, 02:01:14 PM »
Wealthy people saying that don’t think about money is a lot like survivorship bias. Someone who really struggles doesn’t have the same liberty.

See the Rebbe's explanation about תפלה למשה (עשיר) vs תפלה לדוד (עני).
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #3437 on: June 10, 2024, 02:08:14 PM »
Aka שמח בחלקו?

While that is the משנה, the fact that you posed it with a question mark shows that It actually goes beyond that (full link in my response to @AsherO):

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« Reply #3438 on: June 10, 2024, 02:11:11 PM »
You got to love the Flemish language (Dutch, Afrikaans, etc.)



Translate this into English, and tell me if the Flemish doesn't sound more authentic.
It sounds like English with an Irish accent :D

Maybe @Dawie or @Yehuda57 can chime in as to what it sounds like.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #3439 on: June 10, 2024, 02:15:49 PM »
It sounds like English with an Irish accent :D

 @Dawie or @Yehuda57 can chime in as to what it sounds like.
Sounds like someone needs the loo