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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #466 on: July 09, 2019, 07:38:10 PM »

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #467 on: July 23, 2019, 09:52:04 AM »
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #468 on: July 23, 2019, 03:48:36 PM »

This blogger just made headlines with his visit to Israel. Apparently a pro-Israel Saudi Blogger that knows Hebrew...

Yet, his command of the Hebrew language has limitations. And since Arabic has no P sound, and it is substituted with a B, there is sometimes confusion, which seems to have lead to his attempted spelling of Bereisheet to read as FREE S....
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #469 on: July 23, 2019, 03:54:37 PM »

This blogger just made headlines with his visit to Israel. Apparently a pro-Israel Saudi Blogger that knows Hebrew...

Yet, his command of the Hebrew language has limitations. And since Arabic has no P sound, and it is substituted with a B, there is sometimes confusion, which seems to have lead to his attempted spelling of Bereisheet to read as FREE S....

Check he's retweet of 3 days ago ..
?s=20 lol

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #471 on: August 01, 2019, 12:28:17 PM »

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #472 on: August 06, 2019, 12:03:27 PM »
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #473 on: August 06, 2019, 12:24:33 PM »

ALOL !

I think they should dance with him next time, will be even better

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #474 on: August 06, 2019, 12:30:41 PM »
ALOL !

I think they should dance with him next time, will be even better

At last, the Palestinians can feel true harassment - the pain of a guy trying to daven in 770, or a random dude in Manhattan who is reluctant to put on Tefillin.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #475 on: August 06, 2019, 12:38:37 PM »

Thanks for the laugh. It was really good. And absolutely:

At last, the Palestinians can feel true harassment - the pain of a guy trying to daven in 770, or a random dude in Manhattan who is reluctant to put on Tefillin.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #476 on: August 07, 2019, 10:11:34 AM »
If it's not free shipping it's not worth it.

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #477 on: August 12, 2019, 06:57:06 PM »
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, were about to board the flight to Salt Lake City...
Will the ONLY passenger on this flight kindly board at this time


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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #478 on: August 15, 2019, 11:13:23 PM »
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
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