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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #509 on: November 19, 2019, 03:49:32 PM »
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #510 on: November 19, 2019, 04:30:09 PM »
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #511 on: November 19, 2019, 08:40:39 PM »
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #514 on: November 24, 2019, 05:45:16 PM »
Our Commie Mayor tweeting in regular english

https://twitter.com/NYCMayor/status/1198377885809152000


I'm sure his tune will change if he can figure out how to make money for his pet projects off this like he does from the cash registers (speeding, red-light and bus lane cameras). I guess when it brings in that kind of revenue it's OK to have machines do the "jobs of New Yorkers" (or maybe they don't count because many NYC cops might not call the city home...)

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #515 on: November 25, 2019, 02:29:53 PM »
https://twitter.com/SethAMandel/status/1198425537913479168

When I was learning in the Mir, I actually had a chavrusa come to night seder, after walking through Me'ah she'arim, without a yarmulka (our seat was all the way at the front of the beis medrash). He'd taken a nap before seder, and his yarmulka was still on his pillow.

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #517 on: November 25, 2019, 03:24:27 PM »
Why doesn't that image load?
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #518 on: November 27, 2019, 02:29:21 PM »
(Huh. Might have been the filter on the computer I was using.)
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