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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #688 on: July 07, 2020, 03:52:00 AM »
[tweet]1279430901093371905[/tweet]
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #692 on: July 08, 2020, 07:12:45 PM »
https://twitter.com/ttmygh/status/1280503051573395460
ive seen before and the picture is supposed to include a qoute or statement of trump saying Good Morning. thats the point of all the media responding to his good morning.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #693 on: July 08, 2020, 07:14:28 PM »
ive seen before and the picture is supposed to include a qoute or statement of trump saying Good Morning. thats the point of all the media responding to his good morning.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #696 on: July 09, 2020, 12:56:50 PM »
ive seen before and the picture is supposed to include a qoute or statement of trump saying Good Morning. thats the point of all the media responding to his good morning.
for better context

You see the full graphic by clicking on it.

In any event, does someone want to post how the rest of the media reports this:

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #697 on: July 09, 2020, 04:41:28 PM »
Not sure who's behind this account, but this almost puts Google Translate to shame:
3 days of mourning translated as 3 days of morning. Also an interesting translation for "breaking news".

https://twitter.com/uaeinhebrew/status/1281243448394174465

In case it's edited, here's a screenshot:

« Last Edit: July 09, 2020, 04:45:40 PM by ExGingi »
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« Last Edit: July 09, 2020, 06:47:12 PM by Joeymc »
120 characters? Hmm, I wonder what I could write with 64 characters. Boy, it's gonna be hard to use up 15 characters. W-

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