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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #700 on: July 09, 2020, 07:27:25 PM »
Quote from: Dan on July 09, 2020, 06:46:15 PM
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #701 on: July 09, 2020, 08:16:50 PM »
[tweet]1280943338649247747[/tweet]?s=20
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #702 on: July 09, 2020, 08:28:07 PM »
Quote from: Yard sale on July 09, 2020, 08:16:50 PM
[tweet]1280943338649247747[/tweet]
That's a pet peeve of mine. NYC supposedly cares about pedestrians and wants to reduce vehicular traffic, but when it comes to clearing snow, they often leave the street corners impassable to pedestrian.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #703 on: July 10, 2020, 07:10:10 AM »
https://twitter.com/quicktake/status/1281543768370487297

This can't come soon enough. When do we start to see HOT! COOL! deals for this (and Chinese knockoffs) on DDMS?
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #704 on: July 10, 2020, 07:28:50 AM »
Quote from: justaregularguy on July 08, 2020, 07:12:45 PM
ive seen before and the picture is supposed to include a qoute or statement of trump saying Good Morning. thats the point of all the media responding to his good morning.
for better context
Thanks as I was trying to figure out the punch line.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #705 on: July 10, 2020, 01:20:19 PM »
https://twitter.com/HaMeturgeman/status/1281616410050023425

(And for those who can't see the whole picture...)
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« Reply #706 on: July 10, 2020, 02:02:26 PM »
I dont see a contradiction. Children honor and revere parents, parents love children.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #710 on: July 12, 2020, 05:44:27 PM »
Quote from: koplonko on July 12, 2020, 05:34:34 PM
Is that @CountValentine wife?
"Diehard Cleveland sports fan"  >:( >:( >:(
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #711 on: July 13, 2020, 12:48:49 AM »
Quote from: CountValentine on July 12, 2020, 05:44:27 PM
"Diehard Cleveland sports fan"  >:( >:( >:(
ok Daughter then , bet she thinks LBJ is the GOAT
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« Reply #712 on: July 13, 2020, 12:57:50 AM »
Quote from: CountValentine on July 12, 2020, 05:44:27 PM
"Diehard Cleveland sports fan"  >:( >:( >:(

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« Reply #718 on: July 14, 2020, 08:51:04 AM »


When I want to like a tweet but then realize the current like count.  וואס ווייסט א גוי?

And now that I post it here I notice the number of retweets is also special.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #719 on: July 15, 2020, 02:37:37 AM »
https://twitter.com/Adderabbi/status/1278040155744542724]https://mobile.twitter.com/Adderabbi/status/1278040155744542724
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