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Offline TimT

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1020 on: December 15, 2020, 09:41:13 PM »
Quote from: yesitsme on December 15, 2020, 09:36:46 PM
You gotta learn more chovas halvovois shar habitochoin
Me or Eli ? ;)
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1021 on: December 15, 2020, 09:42:11 PM »
Quote from: yesitsme on December 15, 2020, 09:36:46 PM
You gotta learn more chovas halvovois shar habitochoin

I read that as shar habitcoin and wondered what new weirdness has Twitter come up with.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1022 on: December 15, 2020, 09:43:08 PM »
Quote from: Something Fishy on December 15, 2020, 09:42:11 PM
I read that as shar habitcoin and wondered what new weirdness has Twitter come up with.
Wouldn't that mean the market price for bitcoin?
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1023 on: December 15, 2020, 09:43:58 PM »
Quote from: TimT on December 15, 2020, 09:41:13 PM
Me or Eli ? ;)
Definitely you. Maybe Eli-is he Jewish? Nothing to do with the tweet though.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1024 on: December 15, 2020, 09:47:32 PM »
Quote from: aygart on December 15, 2020, 09:43:58 PM
Definitely you.
Ok. Which page discusses strange/random tweets ?
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1025 on: December 15, 2020, 10:46:37 PM »
Quote from: EliJelly on December 15, 2020, 08:49:38 PM
(And just wondering where do tenants pay the water bill?)
In Israel for one
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1026 on: December 16, 2020, 02:05:30 PM »
<a href="https://twitter.com/page17llc/status/1339081134991417344?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 16, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Posted this on Twitter last night Still trying to get some info in this weird flight that kept on buzzing my house for an hour.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1027 on: December 16, 2020, 02:17:35 PM »
Quote from: hvaces42 on December 16, 2020, 02:05:30 PM
<a href="https://twitter.com/page17llc/status/1339081134991417344?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 16, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Posted this on Twitter last night Still trying to get some info in this weird flight that kept on buzzing my house for an hour.
Was wondering as well
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1036 on: December 17, 2020, 03:40:25 PM »
Quote from: Yehuda57 on December 17, 2020, 02:03:33 PM
https://twitter.com/aimhumor/status/1339630643760795649

I've seen a bunch of variations of this over the years. Why is calling Lubavitch males ugly the height of humor? (Aside from the fact that I don't believe that to be commonly factual.)


Disclaimer: I'm as snagged as they get, but I still don't find this funny.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1037 on: December 17, 2020, 04:16:41 PM »
Quote from: drosenberg88429 on December 17, 2020, 03:40:25 PM
I've seen a bunch of variations of this over the years. Why is calling Lubavitch males ugly the height of humor? (Aside from the fact that I don't believe that to be commonly factual.)


Disclaimer: I'm as snagged as they get, but I still don't find this funny.

I don't think anyone claimed that it's the height of humor, but as a Lubavitcher male who is somewhat humor obsessed, it's very funny because the best jokes are humorous expressions of hard truths. It's not the ugliness of the male that's funny, it's the contrast that stereotypically exists.

/ frog dissection.

ETA https://twitter.com/shabboshouse/status/1339647709402304513
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