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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1160 on: January 26, 2021, 03:54:18 PM »
And all the children of intermarried Jewish men are non Jews

But that's irrelevant - because the same amount of Jewish children are being born to that specific generation whether the Jewish women marry Jewish men or not.

Think of it for a minute....

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1161 on: January 26, 2021, 05:29:36 PM »
Think it over. All the children of Jewish women are Jewish. Jewish men have no impact on whether or not their kids are Jewish.

At the end of the day the figures cited counted men, and those men realistically need to marry Jewish women for their progeny to be Jewish. Same for the women, if they intermarry its of lower likelihood their progeny will live Jewishly and identify as Jewish.

Additionally, assimilation doesnt have to be through intermarriage. If you have enough generations of people who dont self-identify as Jewish, the fact that all of their ancestors are Jewish is irrelevant (especially since they cant trace it, but mostly because they dont care to)

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1162 on: January 26, 2021, 07:00:46 PM »
At the end of the day the figures cited counted men, and those men realistically need to marry Jewish women for their progeny to be Jewish. Same for the women, if they intermarry its of lower likelihood their progeny will live Jewishly and identify as Jewish.

Additionally, assimilation doesnt have to be through intermarriage. If you have enough generations of people who dont self-identify as Jewish, the fact that all of their ancestors are Jewish is irrelevant (especially since they cant trace it, but mostly because they dont care to)
Agreed, I made both cases upthread.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1163 on: January 26, 2021, 10:28:51 PM »
Invalid Tweet ID

(If anyone's curious, that was about having created fake Ikea ads for a folding chair basically called Bernie.)
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1164 on: January 27, 2021, 10:14:03 AM »


Monkeys don't fly unless you put them on airplanes

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1165 on: January 27, 2021, 04:28:42 PM »
Mmm... tax evasion joke.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1166 on: January 27, 2021, 04:59:40 PM »
Mmm... tax evasion joke.
Thank g-d its only a joke. :)

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1167 on: January 28, 2021, 12:16:55 AM »
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1168 on: January 28, 2021, 12:46:30 AM »
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1169 on: January 28, 2021, 12:46:53 AM »
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1170 on: January 28, 2021, 12:08:04 PM »
Stand up for justice by rejecting supremacist language🤣🤣


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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1171 on: January 28, 2021, 12:11:36 PM »
Stand up for justice by rejecting supremacist language🤣🤣

Can't wait for sports teams to have to remove their animal nicknames.

Chicago is only going to have the White Sox left to cheer for!
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1172 on: January 28, 2021, 12:12:13 PM »
Can't wait for sports teams to have to remove their animal nicknames.

Chicago is only going to have the White Sox left to cheer for!
White? That's so racist!
Monkeys don't fly unless you put them on airplanes

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1173 on: January 28, 2021, 12:14:55 PM »
White? That's so racist!
Browns were way ahead of their time.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1174 on: January 28, 2021, 12:17:54 PM »
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1175 on: January 28, 2021, 12:25:14 PM »
Browns were way ahead of their time.
Brown nosing is definitely a strong way to win these days.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1176 on: January 28, 2021, 12:30:23 PM »
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1177 on: January 28, 2021, 12:30:59 PM »
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1178 on: January 28, 2021, 12:31:30 PM »
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Social justice movements cant be too cavalier in dismissing the animals rights movement, because in doing so, theyre arguing that humans are inherently a superior species and thus have moral dominion over the earth. That mindset actually harms the fight for racial, gender, and other social equalities. At least 10 peer-reviewed sociology and psychology studies show that belief in species hierarchy is consistently associated with greater dehumanization of disadvantaged or marginalized human groups, Kymlicka said. It exacerbates racism, sexism, homophobia, and reduces support for fair wages for workers.
He added, Although these studies are looking at different age groups in different countries using different methods, the finding is always the same: Species hierarchy is bad for social justice movements.

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1179 on: January 28, 2021, 12:40:53 PM »
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Ironic that academics would be against hierarchal systems
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