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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1500 on: April 22, 2021, 10:59:16 PM »

As if this guy ever wore his cast to begin with ;)

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1502 on: April 24, 2021, 06:32:11 PM »
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1503 on: April 25, 2021, 07:31:50 PM »

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1504 on: April 25, 2021, 08:18:08 PM »
They have masks on so they’re good to board.

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1505 on: April 26, 2021, 12:40:20 AM »
What is the backstory?

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1506 on: April 27, 2021, 06:14:46 PM »
I no longer have constant Internet access, so you won't be seeing quite as much of me.

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1507 on: April 28, 2021, 01:44:41 PM »
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1508 on: April 28, 2021, 01:45:56 PM »
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1509 on: May 02, 2021, 09:49:45 AM »
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1510 on: May 04, 2021, 12:04:15 AM »
Where is the match? How didn't that go up in flames, I guess it wasn't a Costco gas station

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1511 on: May 04, 2021, 12:45:36 AM »
Wanna bake?


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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1514 on: May 04, 2021, 09:10:50 PM »

Reminds me of many shadchanim, unfortunately.

"Oh, he's 36, she's 35, perfect shidduch, let's set up a date." or "He's very short, she's very short, it must be a great shidduch!"
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1515 on: May 04, 2021, 09:12:34 PM »
Reminds me of many shadchanim, unfortunately.

"Oh, he's 36, she's 35, perfect shidduch, let's set up a date." or "He's very short, she's very short, it must be a great shidduch!"
fat and fat is by far the most common.

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1516 on: May 04, 2021, 09:29:18 PM »
fat and fat is by far the most common.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1517 on: May 04, 2021, 09:30:25 PM »
fat and fat is by far the most common.

I think divorced and any issue under the sun may beat it.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1518 on: May 04, 2021, 09:33:13 PM »
Reminds me of many shadchanim, unfortunately.

"Oh, he's 36, she's 35, perfect shidduch, let's set up a date." or "He's very short, she's very short, it must be a great shidduch!"

I have a cousin. She's over 6' tall. She was redt to me 17 times. By 17 different people.

My mother: "she's my niece, I know she's not for my son"
17 geniuses: "but what do you mean, they're both tall!"
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1519 on: May 04, 2021, 09:42:31 PM »
I have a cousin. She's over 6' tall. She was redt to me 17 times. By 17 different people.

My mother: "she's my niece, I know she's not for my son"
17 geniuses: "but what do you mean, they're both tall!"

I had that too - I'm over 6 feet tall, and got redt a girl who was taller than me - likely in large part because of our height.

To be fair, I can understand it - when a girl is that tall, you're not likely to have much luck redting her to short guys.