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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1561 on: May 14, 2021, 05:30:08 PM »
Let's get the guy that walked a straight line across Norway and Wales to do it:




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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1563 on: May 15, 2021, 10:23:01 PM »
Would you say its obvious what is endgame is?

The most plausible theory I've seen is that Musk is simply a stranded Martian just trying go get home.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1564 on: May 15, 2021, 10:35:42 PM »
With Musk, he's always got an angle, but it's not always apparent. Ultimately, his goal is to become more popular, make more money, and become more powerful. How exactly he'll use this to accomplish that... there are a few obvious ways, but I won't pretend to understand the level of chess that man plays.

Musk seems to play some sort of hybrid version of chess, poker, and Calvinball.

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1566 on: May 19, 2021, 08:21:40 PM »
https://twitter.com/joshbreiner/status/1395091844409790466

Classic Israeli police. Its because of incompetence like this that the dominos started falling and ended with most of the country in bomb shelters.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1567 on: May 20, 2021, 04:23:12 AM »
https://twitter.com/joshbreiner/status/1395091844409790466

Classic Israeli police. Its because of incompetence like this that the dominos started falling and ended with most of the country in bomb shelters.
1+1=44? I agree on the incompetence and much more but to tie this to the war? alol
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1568 on: May 20, 2021, 07:35:58 AM »
1+1=44? I agree on the incompetence and much more but to tie this to the war? alol
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1569 on: May 20, 2021, 10:46:02 AM »
He is the Troller In Chief
Gets me every time. He throws in enough sense for a while just to get my attention and then does a classic like this one. DO dachuf!
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1570 on: May 20, 2021, 11:42:29 AM »
1+1=44? I agree on the incompetence and much more but to tie this to the war? alol
Its an example. I never said it has anything to do with the current conflict other than demonstrating incompetence of the same body - the Israeli police.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1574 on: May 21, 2021, 10:35:44 AM »
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״וזה כלל גדול: שישנא אדם כל דבר שקר. וכל מה שיוסיף שנאה לדרכי השקר יוסיף אהבה לתורה.״ - אורחות צדיקים

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #1578 on: May 23, 2021, 08:03:45 AM »
I disapprove.
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« Last Edit: May 23, 2021, 07:15:30 PM by PlatinumGuy »
״וזה כלל גדול: שישנא אדם כל דבר שקר. וכל מה שיוסיף שנאה לדרכי השקר יוסיף אהבה לתורה.״ - אורחות צדיקים