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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2060 on: January 02, 2022, 12:03:18 AM »
https://twitter.com/j_cocker/status/1477223090518208517

1. I never realized how fearless one can become from studying physics :D
2. You gotta watch till the end, that guy at on the moped was hilarious!
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2061 on: January 02, 2022, 01:45:39 AM »
1. I never realized how fearless one can become from studying physics :D
2. You gotta watch till the end, that guy at on the moped was hilarious!

LMAO

Best part is that he didn't even beat him.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2062 on: January 02, 2022, 09:14:57 AM »
LMAO

Best part is that he didn't even beat him.

The cyclist really built up momentum before reducing drag, but he also had it down pat like he had practiced it, the moped-guy’s imitation looked much clumsier, he needs more practice :D
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2065 on: January 02, 2022, 06:52:31 PM »
https://twitter.com/maarivonline/status/1477783278354632708

Iranian hackers. A few other tweets on same account
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2066 on: January 03, 2022, 01:51:16 PM »
BGU trying to find an alternative to self-driving cars.

After all, having fish דלא שלטא בהון עינא בישא as drivers sounds like an excellent idea.

https://twitter.com/ronen_segev/status/1477889615130419200?s=21
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2067 on: January 03, 2022, 05:41:06 PM »
The skill and strategy of killing time in a soccer match

https://twitter.com/iGhersin/status/1478112504257650690?s=20
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2069 on: January 04, 2022, 10:32:09 AM »
Am I the only one who was more fascinated by the first time learning about the Jewish Autonomous Region in Russia?

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2072 on: January 05, 2022, 06:09:53 PM »
I don't get it - based on my knowledge of halacha, why would it be a problem? If it's not, what did she actually hear?

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« Reply #2073 on: January 05, 2022, 06:17:58 PM »
I don't get it - based on my knowledge of halacha, why would it be a problem? If it's not, what did she actually hear?

Even if it was a thing for guys to ask that, I guarantee you "older accented" Chassidic men didn't say "menses" or anything close.

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2074 on: January 05, 2022, 06:19:03 PM »
I don't get it - based on my knowledge of halacha, why would it be a problem? If it's not, what did she actually hear?

The later tweets they realize that they had bad training. No issue lehalacha and no one would ever ask that.

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2075 on: January 05, 2022, 06:33:46 PM »
Even if it was a thing for guys to ask that, I guarantee you "older accented" Chassidic men didn't say "menses" or anything close.
maybe they were asking for mens seats

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2077 on: January 05, 2022, 07:28:04 PM »
Even if it was a thing for guys to ask that, I guarantee you "older accented" Chassidic men didn't say "menses" or anything close.

“Is your bread mezoines?” = “are you red menses?” :))
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2078 on: January 05, 2022, 07:35:37 PM »
What’s crazier: a passenger (Jewish or otherwise) asking a flight attendant this question, or AA and KL printing such rubbish in their employee handbook? I’d say the latter wins hands down.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2079 on: January 05, 2022, 07:57:04 PM »
“Is your bread mezoines?” = “are you red menses?” :))

I think you nailed it. They asked if the bread is MEZONOS....I didn't know what menses means, had to go look it up...So I don't think Williamsburg men would use that word.