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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2102 on: January 12, 2022, 09:56:33 AM »
https://twitter.com/VaadHaBadchanim/status/1480923356421664769

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2106 on: January 13, 2022, 02:08:33 PM »
https://twitter.com/VaadHaBadchanim/status/1481678018233909254

With the J in there it sounds like some שתי רשויות/trinity thing. Hard pass.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2107 on: January 13, 2022, 02:23:12 PM »
With the J in there it sounds like some שתי רשויות/trinity thing. Hard pass.
It's a Spanish J - pronounced "Hay" for Hashem.

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2108 on: January 13, 2022, 02:34:13 PM »
With the J in there it sounds like some שתי רשויות/trinity thing. Hard pass.
J=Joseph
« Last Edit: January 13, 2022, 03:50:15 PM by TimT »

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2113 on: January 18, 2022, 08:30:12 PM »







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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2114 on: January 18, 2022, 09:01:02 PM »




Eavesdropping is borderline, but it’s outright unacceptable for the eavesdropper to interject.

Also, people need to have the sensibility to know which conversations they shouldn’t be having publicly. I was at a coffee shop recently and a man was sitting there doing a video-call date on high volume. These two adults we’re making really pathetic/inappropriate child banter on their call, while in the middle of a crowded coffee shop.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2115 on: January 18, 2022, 09:20:45 PM »
Eavesdropping is borderline, but it’s outright unacceptable for the eavesdropper to interject.

Also, people need to have the sensibility to know which conversations they shouldn’t be having publicly. I was at a coffee shop recently and a man was sitting there doing a video-call date on high volume. These two adults we’re making really pathetic/inappropriate child banter on their call, while in the middle of a crowded coffee shop.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2116 on: January 18, 2022, 11:39:08 PM »
Eavesdropping is borderline, but it’s outright unacceptable for the eavesdropper to interject.

Also, people need to have the sensibility to know which conversations they shouldn’t be having publicly. I was at a coffee shop recently and a man was sitting there doing a video-call date on high volume. These two adults we’re making really pathetic/inappropriate child banter on their call, while in the middle of a crowded coffee shop.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2118 on: January 19, 2022, 01:32:19 AM »
https://twitter.com/yoavkaufman/status/1483503624055660548

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2119 on: January 19, 2022, 12:05:31 PM »
^^^
I think it was about that emoji symbol, I don't remember the goat.

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