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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2241 on: April 28, 2022, 05:55:10 PM »
Someone's craving leil shishi cholent.

https://twitter.com/mosaud08/status/1519781033394282502

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2247 on: May 02, 2022, 03:42:28 PM »
https://twitter.com/TrungTPhan/status/1520996595281514497



Guaranteed to only take 38 1/2 years since that is when it would error out and restart taking 15 seconds.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2248 on: May 02, 2022, 04:23:30 PM »
Guaranteed to only take 38 1/2 years since that is when it would error out and restart taking 15 seconds.

Pretty sure the ftp site is already down and it’d probably take more than 15 seconds to locate that exe file on the internet (if it even exists).

This guy is an even bigger party-pooper than me:
https://twitter.com/hoaxeye/status/1356664215994585089
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2249 on: May 02, 2022, 04:25:02 PM »
Pretty sure the ftp site is already down and it’d probably take more than 15 seconds to locate that exe file on the internet (if it even exists).

So it would have been sooner when they took down the site?
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2250 on: May 02, 2022, 04:29:46 PM »
So it would have been sooner when they took down the site?

Assuming you could find it elsewhere
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2251 on: May 02, 2022, 04:46:34 PM »
https://twitter.com/TrungTPhan/status/1520996595281514497

Would be great if they added in parenthesis "(X amount of time when calculated using Moore's Law)"

Feel free to do the math for me ;)
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2252 on: May 02, 2022, 04:55:15 PM »
Would be great if they added in parenthesis "(X amount of time when calculated using Moore's Law)"

Feel free to do the math for me ;)

Moore’s law is about storage density, not data transfer rates (though there might be some correlation).
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2253 on: May 02, 2022, 05:19:02 PM »
Moore’s law is about storage density, not data transfer rates (though there might be some correlation).
Good point, perhaps kryder's law. either way I can see some developer adding something like that in.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2254 on: May 02, 2022, 08:00:18 PM »
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2256 on: May 02, 2022, 08:08:20 PM »
Wow, @Yehuda57 made the big time ::)

LOL, just sharing something from someone else, nothing to credit me for.

But yikes, getting retweeted by him opens the mentions up to all kinds of garbage I didn't need to know existed.

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